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Sat Feb-07-04 06:32 PM
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HEH! Latest Barrage Of SPAM - They Want To Ordain ME As A Minister! |
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:D
anyone else getting hit with this stuff? or is i just Me - MATCOM - whom they want as a Minister? They tell me that in just 48 hours, I can start MARRYING people and STUFF!!
OK DUers! STEP RIGHT UP AND BE MARRIED AT MATCOM'S ALTER!! :D
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ayeshahaqqiqa
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Sat Feb-07-04 06:34 PM
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Wish I'd get spam like that. I already AM an ordained minister! :)
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Sat Feb-07-04 06:35 PM
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2. Phil Stubbs became a reverend over the internet |
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(Only meaningful to people who watched the series finale of Ed last night.)
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YellowRubberDuckie
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Sat Feb-07-04 06:38 PM
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3. ANYONE can become an ordained minister on the Internet |
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If they want to. It's nothing unusual about it today. I heard on the radio today that you can enter to win a contest to go to Lake Tahoe to get COURTNEY LOVE of all people to marry you. Apparently she's ordained now. Isn't that fucked up!? Duckie
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Sat Feb-07-04 06:38 PM
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Maybe you're just behind the times, matcom. http://www.ulc.org/
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Sat Feb-07-04 06:38 PM
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5. I AM an ordained minister |
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I have the certificate to prove it.
No, really.
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mouse7
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Sat Feb-07-04 06:46 PM
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8. Just get ordained free at website, and download ordination pdf |
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Go to the ulc website, get ordained for free, download the free ordination papers pdf, print them out, do a wedding. Pretty simple, actually.
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Sat Feb-07-04 06:54 PM
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9. Me too, 2 different Churches... |
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Sat Feb-07-04 06:40 PM
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6. You just want us on our knees praying |
DS1
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Sat Feb-07-04 06:40 PM
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7. He's not ordaining the bar! |
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Sat Feb-07-04 07:11 PM
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10. Pfagh. Sure, and it's taken me fricking 10 years |
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of schooling, interning, training and other.
But I've gotten those emails, too.
Actually, as far as the gov. is concerned, in terms of getting license to do weddings, there's very little requirement. The whole church/state separation thing means that solong as you can say you have a "religion", and that you are "ordained" in it, you can be licensed.
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Sat Feb-07-04 07:18 PM
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can you grant absolution of my sins? Believe me, I need it! :evilgrin:
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Sat Feb-07-04 07:23 PM
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The Right...NO...Left Reverend Matcom. Church of the Universal Everything. Marriages, funerals, bat/bar mitzvahs, exorcisms, confessions, annulments, adoptions, stonings and excommunications While-U-Wait.
I think you're ON to something here.
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Sat Feb-07-04 07:35 PM
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13. And don't forget - Brisses!!!!! |
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I wanna see Matcom as a Mohil.
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Sat Feb-07-04 07:36 PM
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14. Boy, that cuts to the quick. |
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Sat Feb-07-04 08:31 PM
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16. Just don't tell the people who are militantly against the practice |
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they might get their underwear all bundled up
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Sat Feb-07-04 08:25 PM
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15. I'm a minister in the ULC! |
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Immediately declared marijuana as our most sacred of sacraments. ;)
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Sat Feb-07-04 08:59 PM
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17. Hmm...SPAM to be a minister? Cool! Do you have to wear a patch? |
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Or send money right away?
Bless you, Rev. matcom! :toast:
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Sat Feb-07-04 10:39 PM
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18. You laugh, but it's a guaranteed resident visa in EU and Canada |
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Edited on Sat Feb-07-04 10:39 PM by mouse7
You're pretty much guaranteed a resident visa into Canada or any EU country if you are applying as a member of the clergy.
If Dumbya gets reelected, and things continue to go downhill, it's a ticket out.
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Sat Feb-07-04 10:41 PM
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19. Oooh... Reverend Matcom.. |
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