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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-08-04 11:06 AM
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Is there a photo doctor in the house!
The pictures I want to see, are ones with Bush in his flight suit or any of the other many photos of Bush in his other military photo ops wearing other military hero outfits, holding a pair of cheerleader pom poms! Crowd shots would be nice! Red white & blue pom poms would be very nice, but any color will do in a pinch! Other Cheerleader props in these pictures would be fine too! We need some GOOD Cheerleader/Rambush shots to pass around for the campaign!

Now I know that it's a real challenge to make Bush look any more ignorant and childish than he does and is, but I have faith in you good DUers to be able to do just that! Even a few Chimp parts in the Pics would be fine too, as we want these to look as real as we can!
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-08-04 11:09 AM
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1. It would be better if you offered such a photo first.
Don't make the Photoshoppers do your searching.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-08-04 11:21 AM
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2. I've seen dozens of good ones on here that could work!
Not hard to find!
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-08-04 11:39 AM
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3. Hey, I seen many of the pics you describe here on the DU.
Good Luck man.

Come, help find Sanity
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-08-04 11:49 AM
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4. Thanx for the good luck man!
We need to exploit the cheerleader from hell image! BUSH is always cheerleading in front of the cameras, but he would look so much better if he had the right props for his PR BUshit! I know It's hard to make stupid look any more stupid, but I believe if someone's got the talent it can be done! I just wish I could doctor pics, but I can't!
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-08-04 11:58 AM
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5. Mee too. I iz an ole fart type who barely can speil.
But the ole brain can still neuronize rings around the youngun Bush. He is so dumb he thinks he is wearing "gold" suits.

Lately, he finding out the suits are not gold but cheap imitation stuffs from China.

Now, he is in a tailspin going down hard right.

The Sanies are smiling,

the Delusionals are going into denial/crying fits.

Bushes White House Team are afloat in Prozacs and Jack Daniels, Chinese food/Pizzas late at night getting tired, bags under the eyes getting larger, wives and girl friends finding out there is life out there at Cocks R Us.

These guys KNOW how to make us laugh.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-08-04 04:11 PM
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8. The Gurliebush is gonna' whine and whimper if Daddy don't buy
it for him! Gurliedaddy has always bought the wimpy Cheerleader everything he's always EVER wanted and was always there to smooch on his little boo-boos when the cheerleader falls on his wimpy ASS! Team Blueblood is out to win every way the can and they figure, that if they don't CHEAT, then they didn't do all they could do to win! Rules don't count for them! The only thing that counts is the final score for the Blueblood team!
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-08-04 12:26 PM
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6. in a skirt would be nice
just don't reveal too much of da Bu$h though. }(

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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-08-04 03:59 PM
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7. You're headed in the right direction there!
The "Mother of all Cheerleaders" needs to think more about a good Defense, instead of Go, Fight, Steal 24/7! I guess all he's ever really wanted is to date the quarterback!
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Bundbuster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-08-04 04:16 PM
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9. Sneer cheer
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-08-04 04:34 PM
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10. The mighty Mo caught the Team Bush spirit in that shot!
Walking on the dead GIs to get ahead in the game! The Cheerleader with the sock in the jock will lead the team Texas Taliban to victory!(he wishes)(oil's well that ends well, he thinks) Break an Arm, Break a Leg, Raaaaah, Raaaaah! The Saint George Oilers go marching on, what a blessing for them!

That is a very nice job! That is the kind of things we need to blast around the VFWs and Leigon Halls of America!
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-08-04 11:27 PM
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11. ROTFLMFAO, "Oils well that ends well" I jus luv it.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-04 05:54 AM
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12. I'm a fixin to kick this past the Monday Mornin' crew!
Meebie we can get some more pitures of the Gurliebush cheering the troops on to victory for his Daddy and Halliburton! Crude is their game! They need a sign that sez, "Crude-R-Us"!
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