Bertha Venation
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Sun Feb-08-04 08:05 PM
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Do you have a favorite limerick? |
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With sincere thanks to Rita Mae Brown, here's mine:
Nymphomaniacal Jill Used a dynamite stick for a thrill They found her vagina In North Carolina And bits of her tits in Brazil.
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Sun Feb-08-04 08:07 PM
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there once was a man from alsas whose ball were made out of brass when he banged them together they played stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass.
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Sun Feb-08-04 08:09 PM
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2. Sounds like William Wallace??? |
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<<<lightning came out of his ass>>>
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Sun Feb-08-04 08:16 PM
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3. With apologies to SNL and Jane Curtin |
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Who did a Weekend Update skit on the Humor of Mao-Tse Tung:
There was a young girl from Nantucket, Whose * was the size of a bucket. Na na na na na, Na na na na na, And actually thought she could pluck it!
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Fridays Child
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Sun Feb-08-04 08:18 PM
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4. Mrs. Covington worries no more... |
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Though the mister continues to snore Her nights sleepless forgotten With small pieces of cotton She now turns two deaf ears to the roar
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Sun Feb-08-04 08:25 PM
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5. I believe it was Ogden Nash who said: |
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There once was a man from Quebec Who was buried in snow to his neck When asked, "Is you friz?" He replied, "Yes I is, but we don't call this cold in Quebec."
And thanks for asking! :)
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Sun Feb-08-04 08:34 PM
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6. OK, here's a naughty one: |
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There once was a man from Sydney Who could get it up to her kidney But a man from Quebec Could get it up to her neck, He had a big one, didn't he???
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Lostmessage
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Sun Feb-08-04 08:37 PM
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7. What's the one about Nantucket? |
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Sun Feb-08-04 08:39 PM
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8. There once was a man from Nantucket... |
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Who's **** was so long he could suck it...
That's all I know of that one.
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Lostmessage
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Sun Feb-08-04 08:41 PM
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I have a dirty mind shame on me.
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Sun Feb-08-04 08:43 PM
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but think it may get me banned - to many sex related bits! suffice it to asy it involves his grin, his chin and his ear
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Sun Feb-08-04 08:46 PM
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while wiping his chin If my ear were a c--t I would f--k it!
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Fridays Child
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Sun Feb-08-04 08:50 PM
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13. I thought it was about what part of his anatomy he carried in a bucket. |
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Sun Feb-08-04 08:44 PM
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11. Variation of your first one. |
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A do-it-yourselfer named Alice. Used a dynamite stick for a phallus. They found her vagina In North Carolina And part of her anus in Dallas.
Zen limerick:
There once was a man who said "Though It seems that I know that I know, What I would like to see Is the "I" that knows "Me" When I KNOW that I know that I know.
Thank you Alan Watts.
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