Memo to Christina Aguilera:

[Shakespeare]

Girl, you look scary.

1. Stay away from those tweezers. What'd your eyebrows ever do to you to deserve such treatment?

2. Lose the blue contacts. They look as fake as they are, and they're kinda creepy.

3. Please go back to the Clinique counter and get some non-orange foundation. You look like you've got hepatitis.

This should start you on the road to recovery from skankville.

That is all. Meow.

[Lostmessage]

1. She should also give up drugs

She is looking like a $2.00 hooker from the Bowery in NY.

What's with the eyebrows? They look so horrible!

[LastKnight]

2. what happened to her early days...

when her worst offense was bad music... she actuially looked halfway nice before the whole hooker fasion statement.

-LK

[Selwynn]

3. All I can say is, she certainly has pipes.

[Lostmessage]

4. She can sing

There is no need for the crack whore look.

[LTR]

5. And she was actually starting to look nice

I always thought she looked like a tart until I saw her current video. She looks pretty good with dark hair, about as naturaly as I'd expect to ever see her.

Didn't see the Grammys last night (I refuse, since I think most, but not all, current pop music is garbage).

So I'm doing a Yahoo pic search, and here's what I found:



John Lennon's kids (this one is Sean) look too eerily like him.





Speaking of tart...





Timeless...






Looks like Prince is in a 'blue' phase. Also starting to look like Little Richard. And Beyonce would look good wearing plastic trash bags on stage. I honestly think she'd look good in anything (or nothing :evilgrin:).




Like I said, this woman will look good in anything. She obviously employs the right handlers.





Media whore.




I'll say this. Outkast are the coolest looking rappers isnce Public Enemy.




Sting: "Hey baby. Two words: Four hours."




(puts tongue back in mouth, stops panting.)


Ahh...here it is:






Betty Boop?

Well, she could look a lot worse:



A LOT worse.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

6. I totally agree..

Whoever told her the hair was nice should be fired. Oh, and Beyonce's handler? Is her mother.
Duckie

[peekaloo]

8. lol...is that George C. sportin' Depends?

OutKast remind me of GC/P-Funk at their finest.

[LTR]

20. Looks like George Clinton is an outie

the last thing we really ever needed to know.

[geniph]

12. I like her a lot better as a brunette

but someone needs to acquaint her with the uses of double-stick tape if she's gonna wear dresses cut like that in public.

[Lostmessage]

21. Big Bird, Betty Boop and Baby Huey.....along with the

Purple people eater.

[skippysmom]

7. Great voice

But I'd love to get a hold of her and give her a good scrubbing.

[freestatevet]

9. Either that

or a good something else...

[FunBobbyMucha]

10. I have to agree with Artie Lang from the Stern Show

Your boobs are doing a Marty Feldman, hon. Try a different plastics guy.

But picking out only one hideous feature on this nasty skank is so unfulfilling.

[Avonrepus]

11. I wouldn't say no

But theres a show here in the UK called Bo Selecta! which did a fantastic send up of her as a Scouser (person from Liverpool) living in a mobile home who was obsessed with sex.

Not sure how to post pics but here is a link:

http://www.boavid.com/gallery/miscgallery.php

Shes about half way down, wearing the gear from Dirtty video, btw the characters are all played by the same person, hes pretty talented although sometimes more crude than funny

[Nlighten1]

13. The "Queen of Over-Singing"

there is such a thing as going too far with the "soul" bit Xtina. How about knocking it off because you sounded so much better on your first album.

[ProfessorGAC]

14. You Talkin' About The Versace Shoot?

She looks horrible in those pictures. Heroin chic, my eye! There is nothing chic about looking like a waifish smack addict.
The Professor

[TrogL]

15. Pic please

Haven't seen her in awhile

[matcom]

16. gotta pic?

[Shakespeare]

17. See post #5

Scary.

[matcom]

18. ACK! MAKE IT STOP!

mommy PLEASE make it STOP! x(

[TrogL]

19. which one(s)?