"Bill O'Reilly is a blubbering vagina"

[DarkSim]

To read the article visit

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=bill_oreilly

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This guy is the epitome of narcissism, and coming from a guy whose website is titled "The Best Page in the Universe," that's saying a lot. If I had to describe Bill O'Reilly in a phrase, it would be "sock-sniffer." You know the kind of guy who comes home from a long day of work, his feet have been sweating all day, his socks are ripe with the pungent aroma of stale milk and wet leather, and after he finally sits down and takes his socks off, but just before he throws them in the hamper, he takes a quick sniff to sample his odors.
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During an interview with NPR's Terri Gross, Bill was quoted as saying: "don't take your ire out on my product because you don't like me." Hey Bill, isn't that the whole premise behind a BOYCOTT? Big blubbering Bill chose not to drink Pepsi when they signed rapper Ludacris to do commercials, yet he expects people to go out and buy his shitty new book even if they don't like him (don't take my word for it being shitty, check out what people are saying on Amazon).
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[latebloomer]

1. As the owner of a vagina

I resent that!!

[DarkSim]

2. ehh.... sorry then....

[arwalden]

7. LOL....

A vagina owner. That's funny.

-- Allen

[FunBobbyMucha]

11. Coincidentally, I am a fully owned subsidiary

of a vagina. The merger occured twenty years ago. No blubbering, thankfully.

[MaineDem]

15. Ditto (nt)

:(

[grannylib]

17. Exactly! What an insult to one of my favorite parts of my anatomy! n/t

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. O'Reilly is mentally ill

That was very obvious from the Fresh Air interview.

[jean]

4. message to O'Reilly: Franken won a Grammy! Neener-neener!

[Tripper11]

8. Or was it an Oscar?

:evilgrin:

I know Franken won't make that mistake. Unlike Bill "I Lie Therefore I'm Right" O'Rielly

[ClintonTyree]

5. Vaginas.........

serve a purpose. O'Reilly does not. Besides, I'm rather fond of vaginas. They've been the source of uncountable pleasantries in my life, the same cannot be said of O'Reilly.

[arwalden]

6. No Sex Threads

:hi:

[Don_G]

9. Oh Heck

I suppose I can expect the book to hit the Wal-Mart shelves at a dollar-a-copy next week and listen to "poor" souls brag about shipping their jobs to China for a dollar or two a week...again.

Dimbo and his ilk are never to blame; if you can thump the King James Version hard enough then you can explain anything away by bringing up one Arkansas "Hot Rod."

[kodi]

10. that's an insult to vaginas everywhere

.

[supernova]

12. How dare this asswipe insult my vagina!

:grr: :grr: by comparing it to O'Really.

Ugh. Douchebags, both of them. Thanks for the not so nice morning wakeup.

[pansypoo53219]

13. guess you should have used blubberi9ng asshole

since they actually sadlly can blubber, eh?

[afraid_of_the_dark]

14. The book is good...

for a laugh. Yes, I read the darn thing (no, I didn't pay for it, I checked it out from the library), and it was quite amusing. Every once in a while, he starts to sound halfway rational, but then he goes off the deep end. Maybe we should get him some water wings...

[peekaloo]

16. Vaginas unite!

O'Shrilly is a queef!

[foreigncorrespondent]

18. Oh please!

Vagina's are useful and O'Reilly isn't!

[kodi]

19. riddle me this: what's the difference between o'reilly & a vagina?

suggestions welcome.

[elfwitch]

22. vaginas are friendly and inviting...

and O'Reilly isn't?

Our how about, vaginas use douchebags and O'Reilly is one?

[elfwitch]

20. I've been lobbying for more use of the word Vagina but...

I was trying to get it used in a more positive light.

[veganwitch]

21. i think im going to have to read that website more often.

im here in tears laughing over the pirate cartoon. "here comes the clue-train, last stop you."

hahahahasnort

[Lars39]

23. Petulant, Pestilent, Pustulant Prick is slightly more PC.

:evilgrin:

[BiggJawn]

24. No he's not.

I don't like Bill O'Reilly.
I LOVE Vaginas!

'Nuff Sed.

[geniph]

25. He is a bleeding, itching hemorrhoid

not a friendly, furry (or bald) pussy!

[PVnRT]

26. We don't insult vaginas here

Although calling someone a "stinking O'Reily" sounds better than calling someone a "stinking pussy." I might start doing that.

[everythingsxen]

27. And this is why I love Maddox

He is such an incredible asshole, however, he is hilarious and he is offensive to virtually everyone. Now that's fair and balanced! :D