Corn Huskers Lotion RULES

[Zomby Woof]

Got them ol' dry elbows again... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[populistmom]

1. I always thought you were partial to

Lotrimin!!!

[Zomby Woof]

3. that's for fungus!!!

Not dry skin! :spank: :hi:

[populistmom]

5. But you're such

A Fun Guy!

(okay, now I got my spanking for the day)

[woofless]

11. Boy, you stepped into that one ZW....lol

[Zomby Woof]

12. I'll just scrape off my slippers

And keep stepping in some more. :evilgrin:

[matcom]

2. you been in the Nebraska locker room AGAIN Zomby??

:spank:

:D

[Zomby Woof]

4. I was going to baste the hens with it!

Keeps their skin extra tender! :D

[matcom]

7. you've been hanging out with the 'Tight End' again haven't you?

:D

[SoCalDem]

6. Does it still reek of witch hazel??

ICK.. It works bu the smell made me retch...

We like

[Zomby Woof]

9. I don't know what witch hazel smells like

The smell doesn't bother me, but I wouldn't dab it under my ears, lol.

[Ellen Forradalom]

8. That and Bag Balm

I need agricultural-grade moisturizers.

[Zomby Woof]

10. I live in a dry climate at a high altitude

The Burt's Bees Milk and Honey just wasn't cutting it, as pleasant as it was, so I went back to one I used many many years ago with great success.

[trof]

13. REAL men use Oil Driller's Hand Lotion.

"VERY HEAVY DUTY
Use Only Small Amounts"

For example, we carry Oil Drillers Hand Lotion for men who do not like the floral smell of most conventional hand creams, but whos line of work may leave their hands dry and cracked.
http://www.vermontcountrystore.com/skin_care-f.htm

[Zomby Woof]

14. there is nothing floral about Corn Huskers Lotion

:-)

[trof]

15. Smells like Lilys of the Valley to me.

;-)

[jus_the_facts]

16. That's my Dad's favorite lotion too......

......it IS heavy duty stuff!! :)

[Zomby Woof]

21. how is your Dad?

:hi:

[dolo amber]

17. That stuff's pretty good

However, I strongly recommend this:

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Especially if you're matcom. :D

BONUS: It smells of Necco wafers! :bounce:

[Bundbuster]

18. Crack creme?

Is that better than Preparation H?

[BiggJawn]

19. Dumont's "No-Crack" does it for me...

The smelly pink "night use" cream. started using it a week ago and my fingertips stopped cracking and bleeding.

[Zomby Woof]

20. ever use Aquaphor?

That is the be-all and end-all of moisturizers. $18.00 a jar, and practically prescription strength. Wow.