I'm not in love and I don't need help!

[Deja Q]

I'm not worth it, I've got a belly, and I'm pretty much dead when I lose my job. Don't need it, don't want it, nobody loves me anyway. So smegging what?

[Don_G]

1. Oh, I Don't Know About That

Didn't you post a DSL question earlier?

I'm probably going to ask the same smegging question in a few days myself and I rely on you to honestly answer a computer-related technical question.

If you can't then you're a Bloody Beefeating Olive-Tainted Gin-Swiller.

[Whitacre D_WI]

2. Whatever, Lister.

:P

[Wcross]

3. I love ya Hypnotoad!

Its funny how when all seems lost, life turns around and things get better. The job you lose will be replaced with another, you can lose your belly. As for love, it will find you again.

I have had some tough times in my life, penniless and living on the edge of homelessness. I actually sold my plasma for 15 bucks a pop to pay for food. I have never been forced out to live on the streets but I have good friends that have. Everyone of those guys owns a home now and are living a full and enjoyable life.

[Droopy]

4. A haiku for you

What is love to me?
I don't need it, and you see
my big, fat belly.