Yep, Lounge, it happened again. I got run down.

[Writer]

Regarding this earlier thread: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7412416&mesg_id=7412416

It wasn't pretty.

A few hours ago, I stepped into the parking lot in front of PetSmart, carrying a tote bag of dog treats and catnip for my beloved pets, when a ROLLS FUCKING ROYCE turned the corner and made a beeline for my enlarged ass.

I must have looked like a deer hit on the highway. Catnip flew into a dusty plume and dog treats scattered everywhere. My legs splayed in the air, scissor-kicked over my head into an Y-shape, and I landed like a tossed rag doll on the pavement. It hurt a bit.

I'm at home now lying on my couch. My head hurts and my legs are bent into the shape of the front grill of a ROLLS FUCKING ROYCE. I'm sipping organic mango juice, however, which seems to help with the headache. I'll have to see what to do with my legs later.

Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that I'll be all right. I'll be sure not to head out when I've started my period again. Whew! Foolish me. :spank:

~Writer~

[texas1928]

1. Well I guess you should have moved instead of splaying your legs in front of it.

:shrug:



:P


I know I am awful.

[Writer]

3. Yeah, then it wouldn't have been obvious.

Hindsight is 20/20.

[Bucky]

2. If that sort of thing happened in Delaware, you'd be all up in disease

By the way, the imagery in this post has me totally turned on. I should probably leave the office quickly.

[Writer]

4. "By the way, the imagery in this post has me totally turned on."

Uhhhhh...

good luck with that one.

:P

[Sock Puppet]

5. Does this happen to you every month on the first day of your period?

Have you considered staying home?
How do the drivers even KNOW? This is crazy. Someone should call Oprah.

[Writer]

6. I think it's the sign I wear that says...

"I AM HAVING MY PERIOD. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME."

That tips them off.

[Guava Jelly]

7. Oh no!!

I'm glad you are only bruised a little.
It would suck if something happened to my bud. :hug:
Maybe you can get paid..Quick get the Yellow pages

[Writer]

8. In my area, it's Frank Azar.

He's a the best shot-gun lawsuit attorney out there!

[Guava Jelly]

9. When you get paid

Remember that I'm your bestest buddy!! :loveya:

[lost-in-nj]

10. WOW

the only thing that happens to me "then"
is I drop a cup or 2 of coffee......


man those ROLLS FUCKING ROYCES... suck

all big, up in your house snobs....


lost

[Writer]

11. And apparently they have a penchant for mowing down fertile women.

GEESH!

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Was Piper Laurie driving?