Hey, Admins... can I get banned?

[Robb]

Just for like a week. Maybe until the Wisconsin primary.

See, I've got all this writing to do, and I have no self-control, so I wind up here.

I don't blame DU, far from it. It's just me. I've got no discipline whatsoever.

Obviously I'd need someone to take over my important duties here while I'm gone, such as creating absurdist poll questions, and leaving room for at least one "...is a Dingbat" option. It's a heady task, but I'm sure someone's up for it.

I could go the standard route, maybe just act like a jerk, or start posting about how much I have a secret crush on Dick Cheney, but I'm not sure anyone would buy it.

So whadday say? :D

[theorist]

1. You'll just end up making a new login name, right? n/t

addition on edit: You could be Robb83902!

[GOPisEvil]

2. Yeah...he'll come back as Robbb...

The Dingbatt! :D

[DS1]

5. Makes you wonder about that Rabrrrrrrrrrr character...

:evilgrin:

[BruinAlum]

3. Go visit GD04 tonight

And get into a mudslinging contest. There are plenty to choose from.

[AZCat]

4. Ughhhh...

I just stay out of there anymore.

[sendero]

6. Ok....

... you are sofa king out of here. You are banned mister! You hear me! Don't come back until that paper is done! And don't think for a minute I won't check! Be prepared to post it as proof!

Seriously, even if you are banned you can still read. There's the rub I'm afraid :)

[Robb]

8. I thought of that.

My guess is not being able to return an obvious comedic volley will be so frustrating I'll just run away. :)

...and the more devilish among you will toss out straight lines all week!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

7. Rob is a dingbat

someone had to say it.

[Drifter]

9. Ding Ding Ding ...

We have a winner.

Tell'em what he wins Bob.


Cheers
Drifter

[Deja Q]

10. Shouldn't this be in the 'ask the admins' forum?

:D

I'd fit the role nicely, I tend to make goofy off-the-wall posts anyway... and instead of "Hypnotoad is a dingbat", I'd say "Hypnotoad is a goofy single weirdo with a skewed, psychedelic outlook on life and has a big heart!" (gotta make it my own, you see...)