I feel weird. Drained. Like I've lost two of my six cylinders.

[Writer]

I'm not sick. I'm tired, but this feels a bit different than the average tiredness.

Pregnancy?

~W~

[Ellen Forradalom]

1. Obama.

He's a bit off. You probably bought him after the Best-By date.

[Writer]

2. I'm sorry, but I've never spent any personal time with Barack Obama.

So it couldn't be him.

[Blue-Jay]

3. Ron Paul.

He gets around.

[Writer]

5. He tried.

I told him off.

[RoadRage]

4. You've spent to much time in GDP..

I am pregnant.. but i'm fine until I go to GDP..

I always like to sing this song when I visit..

"Ya down with GDP, Yeah you know me"
"Who's down with GDP, Every last Demmie"

And then.. i plunge in!

[Writer]

6. I'm trying out this new tactic called "civil discussion."

It's worked okay.

I let the kids play in the sandbox while I read a book.

[Orrex]

7. Mercer?

I mean, when you've eliminated every other possibility...

[Writer]

9. Damn, can that man talk! He REALLY stimulates me...

intellectually.

Ya know... there might be a chance...

[originalpckelly]

8. "Even great sex can end in post-coital blues"

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22875051/

:P

[Writer]

10. Dennis? Is that you?

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. You're only a six-banger?

Huh. I coulda sworn... :shrug:

http://www.chevystreetperformance.com/video/327_375.wmv

[Writer]

12. Only a four-banger now.

Two wore out early.

[billyskank]

13. Four pots can still be fun.

Turbocharge yourself. :hi:

[Writer]

14. That would be tricky.

It may be necessary to choose straws.