Hillary Clinton's Scrapbook

[Writer]

If Hillary Clinton scrapbooked, what collages would she put together?



((Chuckling to herself))

~Writer~

[speedoo]

1. This might be part of a collage.....

[Writer]

2. Hrmm... what would be the story she's trying to tell here...

Three-way? Was she slummin' it that night? Both?

[speedoo]

5. Could be...

She seems to think those two are just neato!!

[Writer]

6. One of them, maybe... I don't think she's too fond of the other one.

Actually I don't think anyone likes him, even himself!

[speedoo]

8. "Actually I don't think anyone likes him, even himself!"

What?? A politician who does not like himself??

Can't be!!

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. If Dennis Kucinich were president

he'd initiate the death penalty for verbing.

:P

[Writer]

4. I verb. You verb. He, she, or it verbs...

We verb. They verb. Everybody verbs!

Lots of verbs, verbs.

Lots of verbs, verbs - verbs!

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. 'First they came for the verbs

and I said nothing because verbing weirds language. Then they arrival for the nouns, and I speech nothing because I no verbs."

[Writer]

16. ...

:P

:thumbsup:

But, seriously, you are going to have to fight a few die-hard scrapbookers over at Michael's in order to erase this grammatical faux-pas.

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. Oooo, fight teh scR@pb00gies!

They gonna attack me with rubber bunny-feet stamps? :P

[Writer]

21. Yes... and cover your orifices with foul-smelling scratch 'n sniff stickers.

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. I might not mind that

if it were this chick doin' it.

A scrapbook career in shreds

Kristina Contes was known in crafting circles for her avant-garde designs, celebrating Converse sneakers and her hairless terrier, Chloe. But with one mistake, her world turned on her.

[Writer]

23. I'm sure she'd apply those stickers with precision.

[PVnRT]

24. Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo

[Tuesday Afternoon]

9. ducking and running ---goodnight

[Writer]

11. Didn't see this until this morning, but LOL!

:rofl:

[Indi Guy]

10. Wiliam and HillMary???

...that's all I got.

[Writer]

12. That could create a nice historical theme.

[billyskank]

13. Hello.

:*

:hi:

[Writer]

14. Why, hello, billyskank.

:*

Should she put a picture of you in her scrapbook?

[billyskank]

15. No, I'd rather be in yours.

:hug:

[Writer]

17. I may have to employ a bit of black tape.

:P

[billyskank]

18. To cover my enormous banana, of course.

:)

[Writer]

19. I'm going to title that picture "The Day of Discovery"

:rofl: x 10!!!!!

"Cover... discover! Cover... discover!"