I think we need a lounge fundraiser to buy lint rollers for the Midlo family's visit to flvegan's.

[LeftyMom]

As I know from sad personal experience, flvegans' dogs and other animals (at last census, he had approximately 6 million dogs, four cats and one rabbit) shed. A lot. As in, I'm not terribly sure what color his sofa is under all that dog hair.

Since Midlo has three kids to put through college, a husband with heart trouble and her own substantial wine and gambling expenses to deal with, I think as a community we need to look into her dog hair defense needs. At the very minimum, a case of lint rollers, but we should consider the possibility of just burning the clothes she wears down there and starting over with new ones, because in the long run it might be cheaper.

I think if we all pull together we can do this.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Um. Maybe we'll just meet somewhere for coffee.

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

2. He doesn't drink coffee, Hitler.

:eyes:

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Beer? Wine? Fruity drinks with umbrellas?

Club soda? Perrier? Jesus H. Christ, woman throw me a fucking bone.

[LeftyMom]

5. Beer!

You said the magic word.

You win one (1) flvegan. Winner accepts all taxes, legal fees and traffic fines associated with prize. A cash prize may not be substituted. Winner is stuck. Ha ha.

[Gormy Cuss]

3. Maybe we should just make lint paper coveralls for each of them

You're handy with a sewing machine, right?

[LeftyMom]

9. That sounds suspiciously like work.

:hide:

[LostinVA]

6. IKEA has bonus packs really cheap -- I'll pick some up and send them to her

[LeftyMom]

7. You just want an excuse to go to IKEA.

:)

[LostinVA]

11. I know -- I LOVE IT, DAMMIT!!!!

And, I need to buy another tin of ginger cookies.

[LeftyMom]

13. I got an IKEA gift card for giftmas.

I take back several bad things I've said about my baby sister.

[LostinVA]

18. hehehehehe

Am getting a new tattoo tonight. I posted a thread about it, but you didn't answer.

[LynneSin]

8. I had 17cent change from lunch - where can I send it to

:shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

10. You can paypal it to [e-mail]

Not because we're visiting flvegan, but we're driving.

Me, Mr. and four kids. I should just off myself now.

[LeftyMom]

12. I thought that was beacuse you're going to Florida. On purpose.

:wtf:

[Midlodemocrat]

14. It is. TM decided that

:in best whiny voice: Mom, this is my last spring break with the family, EVER!! We should go someplace.

And, Mr. probably because of all the brain damage decided that since he's going to FL anyway for a meeting, we should ALL go and visit Disney World because BabyMidlo doesn't remember it.

I wonder what time the bars open down there?

[LeftyMom]

16. I think the bars are open all the time, but as far as I can tell, they all have poles.

At least in Tampa. The economy down there seems pretty silicone-dependent.

[Midlodemocrat]

20. That's unfortunate. I'll have to go to the liquor store and

drink at the hotel.

[LeftyMom]

22. Just a warning: they don't have liquor at the grocery stores there.

I was surprised by this, and flvegan called me an alcoholic. :eyes:

[Midlodemocrat]

27. They don't here either.

You have to go to the ABC store. And, unlike when I lived in CT, you can buy beer/wine at the convenience stores 24/7. I stopped at Wawa's one morning a few years back. (had to drop TM at school because her show choir was traveling) and I couldn't believe the people in there who were obviously shitfaced buying more beer.

It was pretty scary. I mentioned it to a friend of mine who is on the police force and he said they would check it out. Hope they did. What a recipe for a disaster.

[LeftyMom]

29. Yeah, all the grocery and convenience stores here have hard liquor, so that was weird.

They did have a fairly decent beer selection though, so we were cool. :toast:

[LynneSin]

15. What - you'll go to Florida but not visit me in Delaware

[Midlodemocrat]

17. I'm coming to visit you!! When you have your meetup!!

Oh, and check your PM.

[LynneSin]

19. last PM I had from you was about a Nigerian Email scam

Was there a secret message hidden in there I was unaware of?

[Midlodemocrat]

21. LOL. Just check it you freak.

[LostinVA]

23. She sent me that crap, too

[LynneSin]

24. I'm guessing that's where Midlo gets her money for Bunko and cheap box wine

She's trying to get a DUer in on a Nigerian Scam!

[Midlodemocrat]

25. Ha. I actually DID buy a box o' wine last night.

White Sangria. Had it at my favorite restaurant and it was delicious. The only one I could find though, was in a box.

Diluted with some Perrier, it is really, really good.

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

26. Yeah -- pretty much

Things are rough when your husband spends everything you make at Sharper Image and Pen Island.

[Midlodemocrat]

28. Don't forget Brooks Brothers.

she says while eyeing the two new suits that didn't need to be purchased. :eyes:

[LynneSin]

30. PEN ISLAND??

They have an entire island for these freaks.

Just buy a BIC and be done with it - geez!