I'm going to invent steak-fried chicken

[jmowreader]

My wife is making chicken-fried steak tonight.

Obviously there's a gap in the space-time continuum which needs to be filled--Steak-Fried Chicken!

Tomorrow night I'm responsible for making dinner. I'll get right on it.

[MrCoffee]

1. Next time you fry a steak, slap yourself in the head with it first.

You never, ever, not ever do you fry a steak.

I'm alerting on this. I can't believe this was posted on a "progressive" website.


:rofl:

[redqueen]

2. WTF?!

You ain't from Texas!

[jmowreader]

6. No shit

I have BEEN to Texas...well, parts of it anyway, if you count Killeen as part of Texas.

I've also been to San Angelo, home of America's Nastiest Tap Water.

I am NOT going back.

[redqueen]

9. I dunno... we could give 'em a run fo rdirtiest tap water up here...

at least I hope so... cause damn.

But no... if I ever do escape... I will still come back to visit. :)

[texas1928]

14. Go to Ballinger just north of San Angelo.

the water stains clothes. But it is safe to drink.

[jmowreader]

4. You ever eat those real thin "flank steaks"?

If we were talking about a real high quality steak, you're absolutely right: you grill them outside, you don't fry them.

But my wife LOVES to buy these fucking flank steaks that are about a quarter-inch thick. They're good for a lot of things. You can make a great cheesesteak from them, for instance, and I like to slice 'em into strips and add the strips to tomato sauce. They're good, but they're not steaks per se...and that's what she's chicken-frying tonight.

[redqueen]

5. Who in the holy name of God would fry a decent steak?

Has the entire world gone crazy?

[jmowreader]

7. Dude, my wife can't cook. 'Kay?

[redqueen]

8. No it sounds like she's got it right...

it's the tough cheap cuts you fry.

But doing that to a good steak... that makes baby Jesus cry. :(

[Maraya1969]

10. Oh Gawd.......

:rofl: That was funny!

[Shakespeare]

11. I heart you and Mr.Coffee.

Because you reacted with the same reflexive outrage I did over the very idea of frying a steak.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[redqueen]

12. Well a flank steak or round steak or skirt steak (which is the same as flank really... but anwyay)

all those are still technically 'steaks'... but they're sure not for grillin.

I think grillin & bbq are nearly religious instituions down here. :crazy:

[redqueen]

3. Buuuuuut... that'd just be the same thing...

:shrug:

[MissMillie]

13. I think I made that last week

boneless skinless thighs... Montreal Steak Seasoning, in a skillet, on top of stove.

Of course, you can't cook the chicken rare....

[JVS]

15. Mmmm pink in the middle!