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Crazy Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-01-08 03:43 PM
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Obama/Hillary joke (dirty & corny warning)
After last night's debate and after all the crowds had left, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama are standing side by side in the men's room using the urinals. Bill peaks over and notices that Obama is really packing and compliments him. Barack tells Bill it ain't nothing and that he can do the same for his tool if every night before he lays down to bed, to take ahold of it a whack it up against the bed post three times and in a fews months he'll see lots of improvement. Bill thanks Obama and goes back to the hotel where he and Hillary are spending the night. When he arrives Hillary has already gone to sleep and the lights in the room are already out. Not wanting to wake her as she's had a very long day, Bill undresses in the dark and prepares to go to bed. Before he climbs into bed, he stands next to the bed posts and gives it three good whacks with his tool. Hillary wakes up startled from her sleep and says, Barack?!?
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SCantiGOP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-01-08 04:07 PM
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1. heard that a decade ago
But Clinton was in the other role and Hillary's remark was, "Is that you, Strom?"
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