What does it mean when a cute lady gives you a meat grinder?

[asthmaticeog]

Anyone who makes a sausage joke is a COMPLETE lamer.

[Donk Yore]

1. Run

buy a bus ticket.

get on the bicycle and pedal as fast as you can

hide in the shed

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. She wants to grind your......

Nah, can't say it! :scared:

[asthmaticeog]

11. I admire and appreciate your restraint.

:hi:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Run away! Run away!

[bicentennial_baby]

4. It means you're super lucky, homie...

Jealous! Send me some sausage!! :rofl:

And, looking most fine, my friend... :loveya:

[asthmaticeog]

6. OH NOES!

I must resist the sausage-joke trap you've set for me, you wily minx.

And thank you kindly for the most welcome compliment, ma'am. :blush:

[RushIsRot]

5. Her name is not Lorena Bobbitt, is it? :-) I'd say steer clear!

[WCGreen]

7. Stick around and see what other archaic kitchen utensils she...

tosses your way...

Or make some great Ham Salad and invite her over for some wonder bread and ham salad sandwiches while watching Dr. Phil and drinking Tang...

[asthmaticeog]

12. Drinking Tang?

If it's to be Tang, then I guess I won't hold out for a citrus reamer. :shrug:

[WCGreen]

21. And that...

Is a good thing...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. Thank your lucky stars she didn't give you an axe to go with it.

:hi:

[asthmaticeog]

13. Yowza.

I didn't realize I even *had* lucky stars, but clearly they're doing the job, quietly, in the background. :hi:

[EstimatedProphet]

9. It means she wants you to make her a burger.

Great beard, dude! It's you! :thumbsup:

[SocratesInSpirit]

10. Does it mean

she wants you to be the Sweeney Todd to her Mrs. Lovett?
:shrug: :)

[asthmaticeog]

14. I can hardly wait for that film.

:D

[NMDemDist2]

15. ahhhh, she didn't need/use it and you could/would?

too simple?

:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

16. Damn, you are a hottie!

[terrya]

19. The beard does look good on him.

And I say that, of course, in a purely objective way. :-)

[asthmaticeog]

22. ...

:blush:

[Sugar Smack]

27. It's too true.

Tim Freaking Robbins.

[Raven]

17. My God, that's an antique! She's given you a thing of great value...

make her a meatloaf, stupid!

[zanne]

18. Hey! I've been looking for one of those!

Does the bottom have a clamp grip or a suction grip?

[Orsino]

20. Oh.

I was about to congratulate you, until I saw you meant that literally.

[IntravenousDemilo]

23. Bad dentures? n/m

[asthmaticeog]

24. ...

:rofl:

[no name no slogan]

25. I would say it means that someone is getting some

freshly ground sausage

[AwakeAtLast]

26. She likes ham salad?

:shrug:

I like ham salad.

[SOteric]

28. The wurst is yet to come...?