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Sat Feb-02-08 01:17 AM
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God grant me the anxiety
to try to control the things I cannot control,
the fear to avoid the things I can,
and the neurosis to deny the difference.
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| CaliforniaPeggy
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Sat Feb-02-08 01:21 AM
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Oh, good one!
Very clever!
I love it!
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| KitchenWitch
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Sat Feb-02-08 01:22 AM
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but I enjoyed it.
Here is another:
Lord, Grant me the serenity to
accept the things I cannot change,
Courage, to change the things I can, and
Wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill because they pissed me off.
And also,
Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
As they may be connected to the ass that I may
have to kiss tomorrow.
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Sat Feb-02-08 01:23 AM
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Where did you find these?
They are perfect copycats!
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| KitchenWitch
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Sat Feb-02-08 01:25 AM
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| 5. The hide the bodies one has kind of floated around as a joke |
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through the 12 step community for years.
The first one I posted I found when I did a google search on "anti serenity prayer"
I am so neurotic!
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Sat Feb-02-08 01:25 AM
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Sat Feb-02-08 01:26 AM
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| 6. Crazy...crazy for feelin so lonely... |
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Pardon me while I channel Patsy Cline.
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Sat Feb-02-08 01:28 AM
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| 7. Please spare me. You forget.... |
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...I live in Nashville. I've had to listen to that sh!t all my life.....:P
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Sat Feb-02-08 01:30 AM
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Patsy is one of the few Nashville artists that I can stomach.
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Sat Feb-02-08 01:34 AM
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...like myself, I've never met a native Nashvillian who likes country music. To us, it's just a product...
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Sat Feb-02-08 01:30 AM
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| 8. How about the Senility Prayer? |
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The Senility Prayer
God, grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones that I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.
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Sat Feb-02-08 01:31 AM
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Sat Feb-02-08 01:32 AM
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| 11. And you don't have to actually be going senile. |
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