I Think DU Should Have a Sex Farm

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=I8JiQCIzCZA :headbang:

Spinal Tarp!!!!ELEVENS!!

[no name no slogan]

1. Trying to raise some hard love, are we?

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2. Well, I am getting out my pitch fork...

:hi:

[no name no slogan]

3. Just don't be poking my hay. Or leaving your spray, either.

:rofl:

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4. Maybe I'll just scratch in your henhouse

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[Cabcere]

5. That would be taking a more sophisticated view of things, wouldn't it.

:rofl: :hi: :yourock:

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6. And putting it on a farm!

:rofl: :hi:

I'm off to an orchestra concert-- my son is playing bass (single neck) :D :hug:

[leeroysphitz]

7. We could just grow Sorghum. n/t

[KamaAina]

8. Locking. No farm threads.

:P

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26. No farm, no houl.

Ouch. (sorry) x(

[Dr. Strange]

37. No farm, no fowl.

Double ouch.

[Lady Freedom]

50. But that means no cowboys! Can we have surfers?

[TZ]

9. I have to know one thing (before I go study my script)

Just how many times exactly have you seen this movie?:)

[Cabcere]

11. Too many times, and yet not nearly enough

;) :rofl:

Actually, turtlensue, the scary thing is that I saw this movie for the first time a couple of months ago. :scared: It sucks you in FAST! :D :hi:

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18. Until I can recite it from memory; not enough!

It is like a giant Hoover vacuum hose wrapped in aluminum foil. :)

[Dr. Strange]

12. Eleven?

Just guessing...:shrug:

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20. That's the standard answer for all numerical questions-- like the age of a woman (29)

[LeftyMom]

10. A former DUer used to have a sex farm

but he plowed it under...

[Dr. Strange]

13. Why are they going to an AIR FORCE BASE?

Do you know something and we don't know something?

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17. Cause the original gig fell through....

[Skittles]

72. that's something that did not strike me as true

I was in the Air Force in 1979 and we had plenty of rock 'n roll fans on base - yes INDEED - we were not anywhere near as goody two-shoes as Spinal Tap made us out to be. :o

[Lady Freedom]

14. I thought the Sex Farm was the Lounge?

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19. That women has been eviserated and decapitated!

:scared:

[Lady Freedom]

21. this better?

[Dr. Strange]

23. Whoa!

Yep, I'll be in MrCoffee's bunk for a while.

Don't wait up.

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30. It's late; I could go dig up Ms Sweatyshirt with the dry lips

and her 2 friends, Hanz und Franz.....

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24. Better, but easier on the botox next time!

:wow:

[TZ]

27. Yeah you need a NATURAL woman....

Here you go: I'll give you pevs another interesting story for the night (I'm sleepy and relaxed and more inclined to share)...
I used to teach/DJ line dancing and I came very close to accepting a gig at a NUDIST COLONY. Suffice to say, had I actually gone it would have made umm very interesting visuals....:bounce:
That ought ta give you sweet dreams...:evilgrin:

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28. So you would've been required to do the gig nekkid????

Inquiring imaginations minds want to know! :popcorn:

[TZ]

31. Ummm---sort of.

Pretty much to fit in and make the clients "comfortable". My boss/friend/dance instructor had been there the year before and swore it wasn't that bad.....:rofl:
(ya know, I just realized I have had pev tendencies for a looong time now..The Lounge just gives me the perfect opportunity to express it_:evilgrin:

At least it was just LINE DANCING. Could you imagine if it was ummm swing dancing...:yoiks:

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32. The mind boggles...

[Dr. Strange]

36. It's pulsating!

It's alive!

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39. Are you talking about the avatar or.....

:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

41. Why, what else would I be talking about?

wanker

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46. Nice post, Mister Subliminal Man

HOT SEX

[Dr. Strange]

48. Nice post, Aristocrats

(©)(©)

[TZ]

44. hmmm

IBTL now I think, however...yeah, I used to wear a low cut t-shirt like that when I went out swing dancing...Made it really EASY to get dance partners....

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57. There is nothing more dangerous than a woman who has read the owner's manual front to back!

We men are pawns, I tells ya! :mad:

[TZ]

62. Well I learned the hard way

When I accepted slow dances from drunk pevs in my initial club naivete. Can anyone say SQUISH.....

[krispos42]

70. That's...

I'm sorry, what was...












Um...









<sigh>









What was I doing? Where am I? WHO am I?

[Dr. Strange]

33. Funny you should mention that.

temeah and I have been thinking that we should add some line dancing to our concerts. But the only time we have to study is while we're visiting the nudist colony. You should send us your resume and a video of your teaching style. You should probably include the proper (lack of) attire, since (as you know) we are professionals and we really want to get the proper sense of it.

[Lady Freedom]

38. Will you be doing it nekkid?

:popcorn:

[Dr. Strange]

43. The concert?

No, it's just that it so happens that we're going to be in a nudist colony, you know, doing, um, research. So turtlensue should provide an appropriate video element to her application. Something appropriate for a nudist colony. Whatever that might be, you know?

Be cool! Don't blow this for us! I think she's actually going to fall for it!

[TZ]

45. FYI

I believe the sex ratio there was biased toward MEN..Fun for me perhaps. And I can't send you video ..the only relevant video I have I need for my yoga routines...yes, nekkid.

[Dr. Strange]

49. Funny you should mention that.

temeah and I have been thinking that we should add some yoga to our concerts. But the only time we have to study is while we're visiting the nudist colony. You should send us your resume and a video of you doing yoga. You should probably include the proper (lack of) attire, since (as you know) we are professionals and we really want to get the proper sense of it.

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52. We are professionals, aren't we?

[Lady Freedom]

25. since i believe in equality! (hubba- hubba!)

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29. I see that you have a soft spot for men out of uniform

:rofl:

[Lady Freedom]

35. I also like to save a horse!

[TZ]

42. ......

and ride a cowboy..What the hell Temeah's little graphic is probably gonna get this locked anyway.
I'm with ya sista! I hung out in many country bars with cowboys in tight wranglers...mmmmmmm....:9

[Lady Freedom]

47. I rather get rid of the Wranglers!

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51. Okaaaaay, if you gals are going to get the thread locked anyway, it's time for Hanz und Franz!

[TZ]

56. MMMM

:yourock:
nuff said.

[Dr. Strange]

53. I have also hung out in these bars.

Yes, when it comes to country bars, I am very well hung.

Just thought you might be interested.

:patriot:

[TZ]

54. Nice zucchini dude!! shiny too....

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

58. Zucchini? Wrong end of the alphabet my friend!

I believe you mean "armadillo!"

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60. They see us on stage with tight trousers.

We’ve got, you know, armadillos in our trousers. I mean it’s really quite frightening...

[Lady Freedom]

67. What is it with you people and trousers?

[TZ]

68. I think I just met my new best friend...

Great emoticons!!!!!!

[Lady Freedom]

69. FreeSmileys.org

some get quite evil!

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55. Me, I'm only 3"

FROM THE GROUND!!!!ELEVENS!!!

[Dr. Strange]

59. Why don't you wrap it around your leg a few times?

Whoa, Baseketball flashback.

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61. Missed it. Worth it?

[Dr. Strange]

63. It was okay.

Not South Park funny, although the same kind of humor.

But there's a scene where Matt and Trey are naked and...well not so much armadillos as anacondas.

[TZ]

64. Video evidence please!

If I show you mine, you show me yours.......:P

[Dr. Strange]

66. Go rent it...that can be your next movie night.

But it doesn't go up to 11 on the funny scale.

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65. I'm finicky about my penis humor. Mel Brooks usually hits the funnybone for me, like in

History of the World, Part 2. The eunuch scene about made me lose my mind. So dumb; so funny.

[Dr. Strange]

34. Where did you get that picture of me?

What? Why are you laughing?

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40. Yeah, and did I mention that Du and I are twin sons of different mothers?

[Freedom Knight]

71. Lady Freedom, nothing with cape and fangs.

Certainly you could come up with something. Since you said you believe in equality.

[XboxWarrior]

15. Did you say, "Eleven"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhVWJgIzftE&feature=related

Best scene ever.....

[kwassa]

16. I ain't going to work on Maggie's farm, no more.

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22. Nice post, Zimmerman

:hi:

[Inchworm]

73. Rage a bit ..

Weeeee!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VRgaAHNNT8

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