How many 'very special episodes' must a man go watch,

[Deja Q]

"Pissin' in the Wind"


How many 'very special episodes' must a man go watch,
before you call him a man?
How many times must he see a wedding,
before he sticks his head in the sand?
How many times must the brat take drugs,
before they're forever banned?

The answer my friend is showing on FOX,
the answer is showing on FOX.

How many remakes can a tv show have,
before it is buried in the grave?
How many reunions can some characters get,
before they're allowed to be killed... off?
And how many times can a man turn his head,
and pretend that ALF can't really be seen?

The answer my friend is showing on FOX,
the answer is showing on FOX.



Gawd, I'm bored. I'm off to go play on some rocks with my camera...

[soleft]

1. Rocks rhymes with fox

You could have worked that last line in there