What cats say

[Oeditpus Rex]

"I smell turkey. What are you making? Is that turkey? Are you making a turkey sandwich? Can I have some? I want some turkey! I want some! Give me some turkey! I DEMAND that you give me some turkey RIGHT THIS INSTANT!"



So, you give her a piece.



*sniff*

*sniff*

*sniff*

*sniff*



:wtf:



"Christ, you EAT that crap? What are you, a DOG?"

[fizzgig]

1. ...

:rofl:

that's how some of my cats are with chicken. they make the most piteous 'i'm starving and going to die' noises, then walk away when i share

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. They learn it at Cat School

It's part of the Exerting Dominance Over Your Wretched Human curriculum.

[stuntcat]

7. yah, the dominance...

It's TOTALLY all they want. I've learned to just offer a bite or a sniff of everything to Tonka, then he sees I am his servant, then he ignores me and lets me cook.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. yep. And we fall for it every time.

They have us trained.

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. I'm not trained

I'm pWNed. :(

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. me too

:D

:hug:

[JackBeck]

6. You just reminded me of my favorite The Far Side cartoon:

[LaurenG]

8. The only people food my cats will touch is Tuna

(that and tomato sauce :shrug: )otherwise, that is exactly how they treat me. :rofl:

[Call Me Wesley]

9. Uh oh, stop with the tomato sauce immediately!

Tomatoes are highly toxic for cats and dogs. :hug:

[LaurenG]

11. I should have posted that Heidi warned me of that last year and now they no longer get

tomato sauce. Thank you though, very much! :hi:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. What my cat says about ham sandwiches:

"Hey, is that ham I smell? Are you making a ham sandwich? Can I have a piece? Where are you going with that sandwich? I want some. A BIG piece, not just a little scrap like that last one. Oh, good, you're sitting down with the sandwich. Excellent, you turned away for a second and NOW I CAN STEAL THE WHOLE SANDWICH!"

Human looks back at plate after looking away to change TV station. Sandwich is gone, human catches fleeting glimpse of fluffy tail disappearing around a corner.

I have lost several sandwiches in this manner.

[knitter4democracy]

12. Mine scarfs it down. Especially if the dog is behind her.

That whole someone's-gonna-steal-my-food thing.

[ironflange]

13. This guy will eat nearly everything

Though I'm sure he'll get fussier as he ages.

[WolverineDG]

14. You forgot the "bury this shit" paw move

Drives me nuts when they do that to MY food! :rofl:

dg