Nap? Or grading 150 exams that need done by tomorrow?

[SallyMander]

Hmmmm. :think:

[originalpckelly]

1. Give them all A's!

Or better yet, fuck with their heads, and flunk them all! :P

[SallyMander]

2. *evil cackle*

I could use the time-honored approach of hucking them all down a staircase and grading them by how far they go...


:rofl:

[tigereye]

3. wow that's a lot!

hoping they aren't all essays! :rofl:


A buddy of mine was grading some lit. essays the other day.

[SallyMander]

4. Thank goodness, no!

I actually just have a page of it -- we split it up and each grade a page or two. My page isn't bad -- short answer and a graph.

Essays would be a drag! :hi:

[SKKY]

5. What class are these for?

[SallyMander]

6. Intro Ecology

Pretty good class, but big! :hi:

[SKKY]

8. College level or high school?

I plan on teaching when I retire from the Navy- that's why I'm asking.

[SallyMander]

10. College level

Mostly sophomores and juniors. I am in grad school so i'm a TA.

What do you want to teach?

[SKKY]

13. Well, something in the IT field....

...since that's what I've been doing for the past 16 years. But, I'm looking at teaching high school because in addition to teaching, I would also like the opportunity to coach a sport- probably baseball or soccer.

[SallyMander]

14. Excellent!

Sounds like you are quite qualified!

[SKKY]

15. I will be once I finish these last 4 classes for my degree...

...I started out strong, but as I get close, I find myself just "phoning it in". I did all my upper-level IFSM stuff first, so these classes are just the 100 and 200 level requirements. Where I was really, really excited about my classes on Disaster Recovery and Planning, and Cyberterrorism, I'm finding it increasingly difficult to get motivated for statistics and college algebra.

[Ikonoklast]

9. Use them to practice recycling, then

To the shredder, then the compost heap.

Good for the ecology.

[SallyMander]

11. ...

:spray:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. My dear SallyMander!

I would do both!

You know, nap first, and then grade the exams!

:rofl:

[SallyMander]

12. Sounds like you have your priorities in order!

I am trying to do half of them before i pass out from boredom. ;)

[Fire Walk With Me]

16. Borrow someone's 2-year-old, give them a box of crayons, and the exams.