There is someone over in LBN claiming that soft core porno characters provide good rolemodels

[JVS]

So everyone, start acting like a soft core porn character, so we can give this place some class.

[Kutjara]

1. Does that mean I have to grow a big mustache and...

...and get a "back, sack, and crack wax?" 'Cause I don't know if I can manage that.

[JVS]

3. Sack? No way, this is soft core. Nobody will see it.

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. I shall provide the "bow chicka wow-wow" music.

[JVS]

9. Is there an album of great prono music hits?

[Fire Walk With Me]

11. Why separate the music from the visual goodness of 70's mullet pron?

[deucemagnet]

4. Can I act like a '70s hard core porn star instead?

I think that would be a lot more fun.

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. Ah the clothes, the clothes...

[deucemagnet]

8. Porn had such style back then.

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Acting?

How do you know I'm not a soft-core porn character? :shrug:









Or was that "soft core-porn character"?

[JVS]

7. You just gave insight. We are all soft core porn characters, and life is one big soft core porno

[The Animator]

10. I'm here to fix the... copier

[LeftyMom]

12. I'm going to call and order a pizza delivery

and an appliance repair man and a plumber.

Oh wait, that's kinda hardcore. :blush:

Cancel that, I'm calling the mobile foot massage and bad music service. If you need me, I'll be rolling around on my satin sheets.