http://www.cracked.com/article_15827_pimp-my-plate-worlds-most-retardedly-expensive-5-course-meal.htmlAlmas Caviar
Cost so far: ($50 + $781.25) = $831.25 (Based on 1oz)
Bird's Nest Soup
Cost so far: ($831.25 + $378) = $1209.25 (Based on one serving of soup made with 8oz of red nest going into a soup that serves six)
Fence Gate Inn Wagyu Meat Pie
Cost so far: ($1209.25 + $2,021.19) = $3,230.44 (Based on one slice of pie)
Golden Tigerfish
Cost so far: ($3,230.44 + $1,651.30) = $4,881.74 (Based on 1kg serving, the strangely ginormous portion size being offered to diners)
The Grand Opulence Sundae
Cost so far: ($4881.74 + $1,000) = $5,881.74
And Finally...
Kopi Luwak Coffee
After a repast of this magnitude, many diners opt to enjoy a simple cup of coffee. Allow us to suggest a cup of our signature Kopi Luwak brew, roasted from only the finest coffee beans freshly cast from the anus of a civet. We can verify that of all the Indonesian weasel-like creatures we fed the beans to, the ones from the civet shit tasted the best. Seriously.
Here's your weasel shit coffee, sir. That'll be $50.
Grand Total: ($5881.74 + $50) = $5,931.74