Why do you like Earth?

[Donk Yore]

I really like being here.

Why do you like being here?

[Deep13]

1. I find the moderate temperature and 20% oxygen atmosphere...

...makes it relatively easy to maintain a state of not being dead.

[Donk Yore]

4. funniest and most truthful reply I've seen

you get a free cookie!

[EstimatedProphet]

2. The pretzels

[sakabatou]

3. Ummm

I have reasons...

[mainegreen]

5. Well, the local fauna has a relatively low mucus to surface area ratio.

This pleases me.

[Deja Q]

6. Because Skaro smells.

[mikeytherat]

7. Earth is where I keep all my stuff.

mikey_the_rat

[Donk Yore]

9. just

:rofl:

[petronius]

44. Spooooooon!!

Excellent use of Tick-ian wisdom... :toast:

[mikeytherat]

55. "Destiny's powerful hand has made the bed of my future,

and its up to me to lie in it!"



mikey_the_rat

[meegbear]

8. I was born and raised here

Q.E.D.

[TechBear_Seattle]

10. Life here is Mostly Harmless. n/t

[Bake]

11. It's really hard to keep your beer cold on Venus.

Bake

[qb]

12. 9.8 m/s^2 gravity makes me feel secure. nt

[LSK]

13. air is cool

Yeah, breathing is nice...

[skater314159]

14. You darned humans are sooooo amusing! n/t

[Bucky]

15. Screw Earth. Day the Martians show up, I'm switchin sides, baby!

[conscious evolution]

48. I always keep a towel handy. nt

[MorningGlow]

16. I'm just visiting

It's a lovely vacation spot.

[Solon]

17. Don't worry, when my allies from Epsilon Eridani start showing up...

we'll like it here too! ;)

[stuntcat]

18. the cats and the dogs

all the other animals too! (The people though.. not so much )

[DS1]

19. pretty colors

[bikebloke]

20. I don't

But I lost my return ticket, so I'm stuck.

[Enrique]

47. why do you hate Earth?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

21. I like Earth for two reasons

a) Galactus has not yet devoured us.

2) Of all the beings that battled the Beyonder in the Secret Wars, I felt we sent some of the strongest combatants. That's something to be proud of.

d) I can't think of anything else.

[Fire Walk With Me]

27. #2...lol

Awesome.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

58. I think the OP meant Mary Inzero's brother

[HEyHEY]

22. You can pee anywhere!

[Chovexani]

23. I don't, really.

I wish I could go home. :P

[Phoonzang]

24. I don't...the gravity is too high and it's too hot.

There's also too high of a risk of being caught in tribal warfare. I mean for almost 60 years the two most powerful tribes were and brink of throwing the biggest rock they had onto the other tribe.

[Akoto]

25. I find the atmosphere to be charmingly survivable.

[NoPasaran]

26. No damn rings in the sky

Keeping everybody awake at night.

[Evoman]

28. I like the atmosphere here.

[MrScorpio]

29. Because the Earth genetically instilled a biological predisposition in me to like it

Part of a survival mechanism

I never had any other choice

[unpossibles]

30. it's more 'default' than 'decision' really nt

[GoddessOfGuinness]

31. Trees

[petronius]

45. That top tree is actually pretty scary

The composition makes it look like it's reaching out to throttle somebody.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

49. I was thinking it looked like it was reaching out to hug somebody...

That tree is thought to be over 1400 years old. If it wanted to throttle me, I'd let it. It's earned the right. :-)

[WinkyDink]

32. It keeps me grounded.

[TCJ70]

33. I really don't...

...some day, I'd like to develop the ability to fly and breathe in space. Until then, I'm stuck here.

[DarkTirade]

34. The music.

There is music everywhere, you have but to listen for it.

And if you're lucky, you'll find a niche where you can make your own.

[Burma Jones]

35. I got nowhere else to go.......

[Fox Mulder]

36. It smells better than Uranus.

:rofl:

:silly:

:eyes:

[montanto]

37. Bwahahahaha!! It had to be done!

[eyepaddle]

38. I really like are awesome

rivers of liquid water! :)

[KansDem]

39. Earths' a good place to pick up your mail...

...and to crash occasionally.

[Cannikin]

40. Your biological and technological distinctivenss will add to our perfection.

[Ikonoklast]

41. I find Humans very tasty

http://www.zbrushcentral.com/zbc/attachment.php?attachmentid=16767

And stop with this 'healthy eating' nonsense.

Whole milk, lots of processed pork products, fatty red meat, and gallons of sugary soda are good for you.







Oh, yeah, and eat more pie. Everything's better with pie.

[Orsino]

42. I was born here, and the people I love have all chosen to make homes here.

There's also pizza.

[pokerfan]

43. Hmmm...

Pros
Reasonably stable circular orbit
Temperate climate
Radiation Belt
Ozone layer
Girls

Cons
Earth crossing asteroids
American Idol
Sun will eventually become a red giant
Frequent ice ages last 2.5 million years
Tornados

[DarkTirade]

46. American Idol!

Jesus... you'd better get off that rock pronto!

[Godhumor]

50. I enjoy the wit, wisdom, and unified sense of purpose in GD:P to be a wonderful reason to stay here

Wait, that can't be right...

[zabet]

51. Earth sucks....

like its got gravity
or something.
:silly:

[Inchworm]

52. because..

a few ppls love me!

weeee!

*floats off*

:hi:

[amitten]

53. The lovin'. n/t

[Heidi]

54. I really, really, really like the feel of something solid under my feet. (nt)

[raccoon]

56. I have nowhere else to compare it too. nt

[kwassa]

57. the earth is full of gravity

which keeps me from flying off into space

[Tuesday Afternoon]

59. all the green and blue is nice

and earthlings can be amusing, if irritating :D