There's too much bacon in my turkey wrap. Where do I turn in my testicles?

[DS1]

:cry:

[LynneSin]

1. Don't you need testicles first before you can turn them in?

:hide:

(oh he's so gonna get me for that)

[LostinVA]

2. Midlothian

[DS1]

3. ooh, they can be the new mistle toe at Christmas!

[LostinVA]

6. At the big PF party

[Midlodemocrat]

8. WooHoo!!!!!

I needed new ones for next year!!!

:bounce:

:woohoo:

[LostinVA]

9. Then, you can hang them on your FreepMobile

[Midlodemocrat]

10. YAY!!!!

They might be too small, though.



:hide:

[LostinVA]

11. True

Maybe you could get Matcom's and then just tie them together. It might almost be big enough, then.

[texas1928]

4. Nonsense.

You can never have too much bacon.

[lost-in-nj]

5. You don't turn them in

you wrap them in the extra bacon and hang them from your trailer hitch!

pfftttt


everyone knows that!!


lost

[unpossibles]

7. turn in your testicles?

To make hot dogs for making up for the bacon?

As a man who doesn't eat bacon, please don't confuse being manly with being stupid. :)


:popcorn:

[petronius]

12. If you can conceive of the concept of "too much bacon" (whatever that means),

then it's possible that you never had testicles to start with. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

[JVS]

13. TOO MUCH BACON?

WTF are you talking about?

[matcom]

14. leave them in the Southwest corner of the box

just like always

[DarkTirade]

15. Just hang them on the back of your truck.

You might want to spraypaint them silver first though.

[Sugar Smack]

16. Huh. What do you do in the event of "too much cheese"?

Nobody can answer that question.

[DS1]

17. Dip

:yoiks:

[Sugar Smack]

18. That's very tidy of you.

V-E-R-Y tidy. And who's going to carry away my butt when this is all over?

[SOteric]

19. You can turn them in

when I'm done with them. But it's going to be a while.