There was a roving Baptist at the door with pamphlets.

[VenusRising]

Why did I open the door?

:banghead:

[DarkTirade]

1. You should keep a cloak and witches hat handy for just such an occasion.

And some chalk, to quickly draw some runes and pentagrams everywhere. :P

[VenusRising]

2. I have all kinds of that stuff.

I just didn't want to have to give him enough time for me to grab them.

[DarkTirade]

3. I've always been a fan of the

meet them at the door in my underwear with my biggest broadsword slung over my shoulder and my hair let loose and in my face. :P

[VenusRising]

4. That sounds like my husband before he cut his hair.

I miss his long hair. :(

[DarkTirade]

5. Heh... I haven't done the 'surfer cut' shaved sides and back since...

mid 90s perhaps?

Then again, I stopped cutting my hair period around '98... :P

[VenusRising]

7. That pic was from 2000.

He cut it shortly after. Being out collecting insects, he noticed ticks were using his ponytail to hitch a ride. Well, that was it for the ponytail. He says he's going to grow it back out after he gets settled into a job. It's not uncommon for professors to be long-hairs. ;)

[DarkTirade]

9. Stupid nature... :(

[DarkTirade]

6. You could tell him something like...

"If you don't grow it back, I'm gonna find some other hot guy with long hair."

BTW, I'm single...

O8)

[VenusRising]

8. Yeah, but aren't you eyeing ThomCat?

He's my friend, and I would never stand in his way of getting a hot, guitar playing sword weilder. ;)

[DarkTirade]

10. Nah, I just want him for sex.

:P

[VenusRising]

15. Player!!

:spank:

[DarkTirade]

16. ... does your husband know that you're spanking another long-haired guy?

:P

[VenusRising]

17. Perv!

:spank::spank:

:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

18. I never claimed otherwise. :)

Seriously though, I'm not a player... just naturally flirty. :P

[VenusRising]

19. I believe you.

Only because I have seen the evidence. :rofl:

[DarkTirade]

20. I also have a short attention span...

and just spent the last minute or two watching the little animated gif in your sigline... :P

[VenusRising]

21. Sometimes it's more entertaining than the posts.

Especially in GD-P.

[DarkTirade]

22. ... sometimes? :P

[VenusRising]

23. I don't want to make a broad brush statement.

You've been here long enough to know what that'll get ya.

:nuke:


:rofl:

[no name no slogan]

11. I always keep copies of The Watchtower handy

That way, you just hand them one of those when they come a'knockin'. That usually shuts them up.

[VenusRising]

12. If I still went to the laundromat that would be awesome!

They had all the free Watchtowers I could want. :rofl:

[Ellen Forradalom]

13. "Oh! Give me those pamphlets!"

"I was just lighting a fire in the fireplace!"

[VenusRising]

14. LMAO!

And I have a fireplace, too! :rofl:

[Gonzo Gardener]

24. Next time...

answer the door nekkid while holding a half full bottle of scotch and ask them if they brought the strippers! :silly:

Seriously, I printed a sign for my front window that says...

DO NOT knock or ring bell
if you're selling anything
including your GOD.
I'M NOT BUYING!

:hi:

[SallyMander]

25. OMG

:spray:

:yourock:

[VenusRising]

27. Tell Iza to check his PMs.

:hi:

[SallyMander]

29. Will do!

:)

[VenusRising]

26. I had a sign kind of like that one.

Mine was to stave off the crackheads that used to ring our bell looking for the people across the hall. :grr:

I should have told him I was rasta and offered him a doob. :evilgrin:

:hi:

[Gonzo Gardener]

30. Edit...

Replace half full bottle of scotch with your red plastic Rastafarian Chalice!



Then offer to join his church if the congregation will agree to replace their ecclesiastical leader with an ecdysiast. :P

[VenusRising]

31. Ewwwww.

He'd probably have a screaming orgasm on my porch! :scared:

[Gonzo Gardener]

32. ...

:yoiks:

[DarkTirade]

28. When we had some either mormons or something similar coming around our house

several years back my dad dug up an old paperback he'd kept ready for such an event and placed it in the window next to the door.

The book was called 'How to deal with fakes at your door', and in big letters listed all kinds of people who might come knocking... salesmen, various religious groups, ect.

We were the one house on our block who didn't get a knock on our door. :)

[IzaSparrow]

33. To kick them in the head.

:shrug:

[VenusRising]

34. Where were you 3 hours ago, dude??

x(

[IzaSparrow]

36. On the couch,

trying to figure out a way to rip off my nose in a clean enough way, so I can get this snot to drain out and get it reattached.

[VenusRising]

37. I'm sorry your nose is sick.

Neti pot maybe? :scared:

[DarkTirade]

39. Pipe cleaners.

Works every time.

If you feel a sudden pain, as if the wire inside peirced a sensitive membrane, just ignore it. It's your imagination. :P

[MountainLaurel]

35. Because the dog needed a chew toy?

Oh wait, that would be MY house.

[VenusRising]

38. Niiiice.

Can I borrow the doggie next time?

:hi:

[MountainLaurel]

40. Yep. Just have treats on hand.

Somehow I managed to get the world's only vicious guard golden retriever.

:shrug:

[Lil Missy]

41. I just close the door on them. It's easy. n/t