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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 06:59 PM
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Help! Whole chicken in a crockpot
I could swear somebody posted a way to do it here recently, but I couldn't find it, and I have been known to have unusual dreams about crockpots (and zombies).

I recall someone saying just throw the chicken in, preferably raised on a rack. Shove a lemon up its ass, some rosemary, and set the cooker on low for 8 hours, high for 4 hours.

Does that sound right?
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 07:01 PM
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1. sounds good to me
when's dinner? :9
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S n o w b a l l Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 07:32 PM
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15. Wrong place
Edited on Mon Feb-04-08 07:35 PM by Engi
Hi kagehime. :hug:
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 07:33 PM
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16. Thank you!
I was looking in an entirely different thread. Much appreciated.

I did it differently, but I suspect it won't ruin the chicken.
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 07:37 PM
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18. hey lady
hope you're well

:hug:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 07:02 PM
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2. I think you recall, shove a lemon up your ass, from GD-P.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 07:07 PM
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5. oh! NOW I remember!
It was a little painful, but my farts are now refreshingly citrusy.
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 07:03 PM
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3. If you're gonna do that lemon thing,
you should probably at least buy it dinner first...

;)

More seriously, don't things in crockpots need to be somewhat liquid-covered?
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 07:08 PM
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6. I don't know!
I'm a cooking dolt!

:scared:
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hvn_nbr_2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 07:14 PM
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8. Liquid in crock pots--not necessarily
My crock pot recipe book has recipes for doing roasts (not pot roasts) and even baked potatoes. It's hard to imagine why you would want to bake potatoes for 10 hours in a crock pot instead of five minutes in the microwave.

For the more usual crock pot recipe with liquid, if parts of the solid food stick above the liquid level, they'll cook differently (bake instead of simmer) and look different, but the liquid level typically rises during cooking too.
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 07:24 PM
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12. That's really interesting - you've opened up a whole new realm of
crockpot experimentation for me! (I'll skip the 10 hour potato, however...)
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Fuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 07:06 PM
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4. I like to also add some roughly chopped garlic, onions, celery and
carrots. Put that on the bottom of the pot, (hopefully you have room) and that raises the bird up and provides aromatics and lots of flavor if you are going to use the liquid for a gravy, which I recommend.

Don't forget some salt and pepper as well, or if prefer, soy sauce.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 07:13 PM
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7. no onion
but I just threw in some carrot, celery and garlic underneath it. Thanks!
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 07:15 PM
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9. If you have an onion, quarter it and shove it up the chicken's orafice!
:D
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 07:19 PM
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10. Oh, MonkeyFunk. That's a "happy problem".
Enjoy, BTW. :P
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 07:22 PM
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11. But am I doing it right?!!
Or am I destroying an innocent chicken?
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 07:30 PM
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13. I wouldn't know, because tonight I'm having roasted Hooraw's nest
Edited on Mon Feb-04-08 07:31 PM by Sugar Smack
with peppercorn dressing, pickled grape soup, Grand Gaucho Paella with orange butter sauce, parsley-grilled veggie bundles wrapped in Filo and treated with Cornflower-mushroom dressing, lizard antipasto and creme brulee flambe a la Motown for dessert.

:patriot:
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 07:35 PM
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17. You made up half those words, didn't you?
don't fuck with me! I'm having chicken stress!
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 07:38 PM
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20. Um, no.
Well, OK. Half of it I got out of Silver Palate. :blush: I had a nice hard-boiled egg, some cottage cheese and a pickle.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 07:39 PM
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21. I'm in the midst of a poultry crisis
and you crack wise.

:cry:
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 07:43 PM
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23. I can bake. I can bake anyone's momma under the table.
But I can't cook worth for donkey-butt. :cry: Really, I'm happy for your chickens and crock-pots and onions and butt-lemons and sliced, slivered, diced carots and such. I am.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 07:45 PM
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24. I can't bake
:cry:

I've tried - it scares me.
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 08:17 PM
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26. Did you know you can actually "bake away" Chicken stress?
It's true! Or so I've read. I think it has something to do with puff-pastry or vol-au-vents. I read that in "Life & Loves of a She-devil" and it IS fiction, but the writer made it sound sublime.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 08:40 PM
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27. I made scones last week
and I thought the dough was gonna eat me. It was the stickiest, ickiest goo I've ever dealt with.

I had to wrestle it onto the baking sheet.

And that was a mix! I just had to add water!
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 08:42 PM
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28. Did you yell? That helps.
Edited on Mon Feb-04-08 08:45 PM by Sugar Smack
And no one EVER mentions that in cookbooks or baking guides. They tend to assume you're just grinning and humming to yourself. brushing your hands off your apron. Whistling Dixie & preening in the mirror.

:grr: :nuke:
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 08:44 PM
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29. No
I watched too many sitcoms from the 60s, where souffle's fall if you make a loud noise.

I bake in silence.
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 08:48 PM
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30. I flatten a soufflee in 6 seconds, no lie.
And I render quiches pizza-like within 20 minutes. I should be in jail.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 08:50 PM
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31. So seriously
if one wanted to bake something, where should one start? The BF loves baked goods.

I've made cookies with some success. What's a good way to start?
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 08:56 PM
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33. You're asking the soufflee-flattener?
You know, I always go with the Toll-House recipes, but I add pecans and I add caramelly-toffee-stuff to make it THAT MUCH better. I also trust 50's cookbooks. I add more vanilla than necessary. :D I do hope that helps, baybee.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 08:57 PM
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34. but If I want to graduate beyond cookies
Help a boy out!
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 09:08 PM
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35. AH! The baking of non-sweet things is my thang.
Like potatoes. You boil them and mix the innards with cheese, sour cream and butter! Then you add tiny diced onions to the mix and garnish with something green.

OR-

OPERA!!

IngredientsFor almond sponge cake
3 tablespoons cake flour (not self-rising), sifted after measuring, plus additional for dusting pan
2 whole large eggs at room temperature for 30 minutes
1 cup almond flour (3 1/2 oz) or 2/3 cup blanched whole almonds (see cooks' note, below)
1/2 cup confectioners sugar, sifted after measuring
2 large egg whites at room temperature for 30 minutes
1/8 teaspoon cream of tartar
1/8 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon granulated sugar
2 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted, foam discarded, and butter cooled
For coffee syrup
1 teaspoon instant-espresso powder
1/2 cup plus 1 tablespoon water
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1/4 cup Cognac or other brandy

For coffee buttercream
2 teaspoons instant-espresso powder
1/4 cup plus 1 tablespoon water
6 tablespoons granulated sugar
2 large egg yolks
1 stick (1/2 cup) unsalted butter, cut into 1/2-inch cubes and softened

For chocolate glaze
3/4 stick (6 tablespoons) unsalted butter
7 oz fine-quality bittersweet chocolate (not unsweetened; preferably 70 to 71% cacao), coarsely chopped

Special equipment: a 15- by 10-inch shallow baking pan; an offset metal spatula; a candy thermometer; a small sealable plastic bag

PreparationMake sponge cake:
Put oven rack in middle position and preheat oven to 425°F. Butter baking pan, then line bottom with a sheet of parchment or wax paper, leaving a 1-inch overhang on short sides, and generously butter paper. Dust pan with cake flour, knocking out excess.
Beat whole eggs in a large bowl with a handheld electric mixer at high speed until eggs have tripled in volume and form a ribbon when beaters are lifted, 2 to 3 minutes. Reduce speed to low, then add almond flour and confectioners sugar and mix until just combined. Resift cake flour over batter and gently fold in.

Beat egg whites in a bowl with cleaned beaters at medium speed until foamy. Add cream of tartar and salt and beat until whites just hold soft peaks. Add granulated sugar, then increase speed to high and beat until whites just hold stiff peaks.

Fold one third of whites into almond mixture to lighten, then fold in remaining whites gently but thoroughly. Fold in butter, then pour batter evenly into baking pan, spreading gently and evenly with offset spatula and being careful not to deflate (batter will be about 1/4 inch thick).

Bake until very pale golden, 8 to 10 minutes, then cool in pan on a rack 10 minutes.

Loosen edges of cake with spatula, then transfer cake (on paper) to a cutting board. Cut cake into strips and squares. Trim outside edges slightly, then carefully peel paper from strips and squares and set back on paper.

Make coffee syrup:
Stir together espresso powder and 1 tablespoon water until powder is dissolved. Bring sugar and remaining 1/2 cup water to a boil in a 1- to 2-quart heavy saucepan, stirring until sugar is dissolved. Reduce heat and simmer syrup, without stirring, 5 minutes. Remove from heat and stir in Cognac and coffee mixture.

Make coffee buttercream:
Stir together espresso powder and 1 tablespoon water until powder is dissolved. Bring sugar and remaining 1/4 cup water to a boil in a very small heavy saucepan, stirring until sugar is dissolved. Boil, without stirring, washing down any sugar crystals on side of pan with a pastry brush dipped in cold water, until syrup registers 238°F on thermometer (soft-ball stage; see cooks' note, below).

While syrup boils, beat yolks in a large bowl with cleaned beaters at medium speed 1 minute.

Add hot syrup to yolks in a slow stream (try to avoid beaters and side of bowl), beating, then add coffee mixture and beat until completely cool, 3 to 5 minutes. Beat in butter, 1 piece at a time, and beat until thickened and smooth.

Make glaze:
Melt butter and all but 2 tablespoons chopped chocolate in a double boiler or in a metal bowl set over a saucepan of barely simmering water, stirring occasionally, until smooth. Remove top of double boiler and stir in remaining 2 tablespoons chocolate until smooth, then cool glaze until room temperature but still liquid.

Assemble cake:
Put 1 cake square on a plate, then brush generously with one third of coffee syrup. Spread half of buttercream evenly over top with cleaned offset spatula, spreading to edges.

Arrange both cake strips side by side on top of first layer (any seam will be hidden by next layer), then brush with half of remaining coffee syrup. Spread half of glaze evenly over top, spreading just to edges.

Top with remaining cake square and brush with remaining coffee syrup. Spread remaining buttercream evenly over top, spreading just to edges. Chill cake until buttercream is firm, about 30 minutes.

Reheat remaining glaze over barely simmering water just until shiny and spreadable (but not warm to the touch), about 1 minute. Pour all but 1 tablespoon glaze over top layer of cake and spread evenly just to edges. Scrape remaining tablespoon glaze into sealable plastic bag and twist bag so glaze is in 1 corner. Snip a tiny hole in corner and decorate cake (leave a 1/2-inch border around edges). Chill cake until glaze is set, about 30 minutes, then trim edges slightly with a sharp serrated knife.

Cooks' notes:
• If you can't find almond flour, you can pulse whole almonds with the confectioners sugar in a food processor until powdery (be careful not to grind to a paste).
• To take the temperature of a shallow amount of syrup, put bulb in saucepan and turn thermometer facedown, resting other end against rim of saucepan. Check temperature frequently.
• Opéra cake can be made 2 days ahead. Cover sides with strips of plastic wrap and top of cake loosely with plastic wrap (once glaze is set) and chill cake. Remove plastic wrap from top immediately after removing cake from refrigerator and bring cake to room temperature, 30 minutes to 1 hour.


I have a lot of good sites in my journal for such things.
:hug: You should see it! The list, I mean!
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badgerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 10:42 AM
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38. Gingerbread....not the cookies, but the actual gingerbread.
There is something very comforting and wholesome about gingerbread.
Slather it with butter when it comes out of the oven...you will have a happy guy there.

:thumbsup:
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 10:57 AM
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39. do you like banana bread? i have a great recipe
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Kajsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 07:30 PM
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14. Here ya go.
I've never tried it- have no crockpot,
but it sounds right.

http://www.recipezaar.com/33671


Bon Apetite!

:D
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S n o w b a l l Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 07:38 PM
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19. I'll try this again...
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 07:42 PM
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22. At least take it out for a nice meal and maybe a movie...
Before you get to shoving things anywhere.
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 08:13 PM
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25. One chicken, one can of Campbells's Cream of Chicken soup...
Add some rosemary, set on low and let it cook all day. Very tasty.
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badgerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 08:54 PM
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32. Did this to a chicken once...in a crockpot...
Threw it in with some sherry, slices of orange (peel and all), a few cloves and allspice berries.
Hey, here's a few leftover dried prunes and apricots, let's toss these in as well.
Bay leaf? Sure, why not.

Leave it alone on low for about 12 hours...OH, YEAH!
Don't try to eat the fruit pieces...they're just in there for flavoring, but the chicken is wondrous!
Sweet, fall-off-the-bone tender, with a rich flavor.

IMHO, you really have to TRY to mess something up in a crockpot...they are pretty forgiving.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 09:27 PM
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36. Thanks
I just got it for xmas, so I'm new at it. I've never cooked anything "dry" in it before.
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 09:33 PM
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37. You've gotta put it on a rack...OR...
...for people who don't have a rack, you can just layer a bunch of carrots, onions, etc. on the bottom...which you will throw out later...because if the chicken sits in its own fat for 8 hours, it will taste like chicken that sat in its own fat for 8 hours.

The lemon and rosemary sounds right.

:toast:
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