Go ahead and spoil the crap out "Cloverfield" for me

[ThoughtCriminal]

Mrs. TC would get sick and I don't want to see it alone. So what the heck? The DU spoilers are likely to just as entertaining, if not more.

I-8-NY!

[flvegan]

1. Cloverfield is responsible for the cut internets cables

in the Middle East.

Yup, I called it first.

[jgraz]

2. The monster turns out to be Kaiser Sosay

Who saw that coming? :shrug:

[LeftyMom]

3. It's a COOKBOOK!

:scared:

[Dr. Strange]

7. Stop that! Or else...

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. The monster trashes New York for giving it such a silly name. "Cloverfield."

It's the SF adaptation of "A Boy Named Sue".

[skater314159]

5. It's kinda like

The Blair Witch Project... yeah, it's the same in that they used viral marketing and word of mouth to advertise, it's supposedly a film that was found (this one is in Central Park), it's shot on a handycam or whatever, it makes some people in the audience experience vertigo or puke, and it's a horror/adventure movie. It's different from BWP in that it is in NYC, makes references to 9/11, and has a monster instead of a witch.

There.

[DarkTirade]

6. And so far there haven't been any softcore porn spoofs made of it.

So far.

[Godhumor]

9. Well, see, now I have to make a movie called "Copafeel"

Thanks a lot...this is where you make me take my creative energy.

[DarkTirade]

12. If you're doing a porn movie

spoofing a giant monster movie then there's only one man who can properly portray the giant monster.

That would be Ron Jeremy's $&%#.

Seriously, can't you picture Ron Jeremy's $&%# rampaging through downtown, destroying buildings?

[Orrex]

8. Turns out that the monster is dead the whole time

And don't forget to stay through the credits for the fabulous song-and-dance number.

[gizmonic]

10. Apparently, the monster longs for his beloved "Rosebud"...

...it's a sled!

;) :evilgrin:

[DS1]

11. Barbara Bush gets her NYC double douche/colonic, shrinks back down to normal size,

and takes a helicopter back to Kennebunkport.

[Dukkha]

13. New Yorkers staged the attack to scare off tourists

using a giant rubber suit and perspective shooting

[DesEtoiles]

14. I snuck out of work to see it - it was good

I'm hard to please, and I really liked it.