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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 12:00 AM
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iPods now the new reward for homosexual recruitment. Toasters out of stock
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libnnc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 12:03 AM
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1. I ***STILL*** haven't gotten mine.
THAT does it!!11 I'm calling the home-O office!!!111

Pretty shoddy organization, I must say. :rant:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 12:04 AM
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2. I am still holding out for the 60 inch plasma TV
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 12:05 AM
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3. Bidding starts at an iphone.
I have standards, people.
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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 12:11 AM
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4. hold on there. Just how homosexual are we talking?
A little kiss? eh... I can deal. Making out? better be better than an iphone. Sexual intercourse? I'd want a vacation home or something for that.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 12:16 AM
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5. I must be kinda easy.
But people could call and tell me how easy I am on a really cool phone, so I can deal. :shrug:
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 12:19 AM
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6. No shit? That's great! But what am I going to do with all these toasters now? n/t
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 12:26 AM
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7. God damn it, I just went and bought an mp3 player...
I was hoping they'd upgrade to waffle-maker, I need one of those.
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