My candidate vows to impale & drink the blood of Bush - I don't see Mercer stepping up to the plate!

[LynneSin]

I don't see Lee Mercer Jr. stating that he would, if elected, have Bush & Cheney Impaled



http://www.jonathontheimpalerforpresident2008.us/Impaling_List.html

Hell Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey even promises to drink the blood of Bush after impaling him.

What can Lee Mercer offer us

[MrCoffee]

1. Your candidate is deranged. Lee Mercer is a man of the people (All Three).

[LynneSin]

4. Well, what do you call the idiots in the White House right now

Thank you very much!

[LSK]

2. Mercer will end tollbooths as we know them

:hide:

[Javaman]

23. All three. nt

[Critters2]

3. I must admit, those are attractive policy positions. nt

[LynneSin]

5. Perhaps now that Edwards is out we should consider this new candidate

:D

[madinmaryland]

6. I'm supporting these candidates...

http://goldwatermiller08.com/



:thumbsup:

[montanto]

7. Meh, we've heard all this impalement meme

before. These impalers never follow through. Besides, Mercer already owns the United States and is the second black president (all three) which your impaler can't hope to claim under any circumstance.

Blah, blah, blah, same old impaler talking points. This is old news.

[LynneSin]

8. Yes but how many candidates will come forth and defend Lucifer like this...

"Jonathon is also appalled by the statements made by Venezuela President Chavez while at the UN. Jonathon feels Chavez
insulted Lucifer by saying Bush was the Devil. "

(oh I'm so gonna end up in hell for this thread)

[montanto]

20. Well, that is an insult to be sure.

I'm gonna have to look into this impaler a little more.

[Parche]

9. George Washington For President.....Again

Because he had the balls to cross the Delaware......:woohoo: :hi:

[LynneSin]

10. That's Delaware River DUMBASS

Which happens to be a body of water NOT a state. Washington Crossing happened in Bucks County PA, which ironically only borders the state of New Jersey. There's even a town right there on the spot called Washington Crossing.

:grr:

[geardaddy]

12. Relax...

He said THE Delaware.

[LynneSin]

14. Yeah but it's Parche and it's well documented that he's a dumass

:hide:

[madinmaryland]

17. Nice post, "Dumas"

[geardaddy]

11. Ah yes.

Pride of MN. :puke:

[LynneSin]

13. Like Jesse Ventura was an improvement

:hide:

[geardaddy]

15. I didn't vote for Jesse.

But Jesse would be an improvement over our current Gov.

[LynneSin]

16. Hell this impaler guy would be a step up

barely though

[Ramsey]

18. Shouldn't this be in GDP??

:evilgrin:

[MissMillie]

19. that's hawt

well, not really but it sure is ambitious!

[LostinVA]

21. Please post this in GD:P

I will love you forever, if you do.

[sasquatch]

22. But what will he do about the prevalence of Toll Booths in the Northeast?

Notice I didn't single out one particular state in question!
:D

[Cabcere]

24. Yeah but

wouldn't that mean that Bush's blood would get all in his system with disease? :scared:

[Ellen Forradalom]

25. If he drinks it with vodka, a dash of Tabasco and a celery stalk

he's got my vote.

[deucemagnet]

26. Metal.

[Fox Mulder]

27. You should post this in GD:P.

[montanto]

28. After doing some research

I might be willing to get behind this impaler guy. It's hard to dump Mercer though, especially with his 1,000,000. African American Female attorneys and the Eye Spy net (all three). Mercer sets out to prove a lot of stuff, but this blood drinking thing has me intrigued I must say.

[DarkTirade]

29. Now that's a platform you can get behind.

None of this wishy-washy stuff. Just impale and drink their blood.