Parche
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Tue Feb-05-08 05:22 PM
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12 Things You Should NEVER Say To A Cop |
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says 'Gee. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?' You probably shouldn't respond with,'Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have yo u been eating doughnuts?'
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Tue Feb-05-08 05:23 PM
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2. "Have fun shooting off my fireworks you just confiscated." |
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and "Is it true that ____ Police Department is the most corrupt police department in the country?"
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Tue Feb-05-08 05:23 PM
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3. Okay, number 12 made me LOL. |
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I'll never use it. But if I ever get pulled over, the cop will probably wonder why I'm laughing.
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