Police: Crack Found in Man's Buttocks

[datasuspect]

HAGERSTOWN, Md. (AP) -- Police searching a downtown home found a man hiding 15 plastic bags of crack cocaine in his buttocks.

Pierre Lynch, 20, of Washington, D.C., was searched after he went to a home on Charles Street Thursday night.

[MissMillie]

1. well, that's exactly where I would expect to find a crack

:shrug:

:silly:

[kwassa]

2. 15 bags??????? That is quite a crack.

maybe a crevasse.

[montanto]

10. They're little bitty bags,

its not that hard.

oops

It wasn't me! That was someone else's crack!

[Deja Q]

3. That's a lot of crack.

In more ways than one.

[guitar man]

4. there is just no way

to improve that headline. :D

[meow2u3]

5. Are the cops perverts?

Isn't that where the crack is supposed to be? :rofl:

[Fox Mulder]

6. I found a crack in my buttocks this morning...

:silly:

[texas1928]

7. Really, he has a crack in his ass, did they have to do an exhaustive search to fine it?

[Arugula Latte]

8. Step back! Crack in the crack, Jack.

[montanto]

9. Well, that's where I keep my crack!!