* * * * * OFFICIAL Thread That Looks Very Important But Really Is Not * * * * *

[Arugula Latte]

I have asterixes AND the word "OFFICIAL" !!! Weeeeeeee!!!

[MrCoffee]

1. The relative unimportance of this thread is mind-boggling.

Why isn't the M$M all over this story?

[Arugula Latte]

2. God damn mainstream media.

It's so typical for them to ignore a breaking non-thread like this. :eyes:

[hisownpetard]

29. By using a dollar sign ($) to stand for the "S" in 'MSM,' you probably don't realize this, but it

suggests a rather malodorous connection between mainstream media and big corporations.

Next time you type something like that, you might want to think twi$e.

[Ptah]

3. .

[Arugula Latte]

4. Exactly!

See, that's what I was talking about.

[EnviroBat]

16. That picture almost made me shit myself...

It looks photoshopped but I can't tell for sure...

[Ptah]

31. Often, there just isn't enough time to finess.

[skater314159]

5. OMG!!! I'M SERIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 1!!!!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!!!!!!!q!

THIS IS HUGH!!!!!!1!!!

[Arugula Latte]

6. I KNOW!!11!

It's HUGHER than HUGH, even!1!!11!

[CreekDog]

7. I think hoop earrings look gaudy

just sayin'

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. I'm not sure if I'm worthy to join in. I don't gots no "official" nuthin'.

But I'm good with an asterixes: *****!

[montanto]

9. w00t !!!!! 1!!!one !!!!! eleven!!!!!

btw its *asterisk*. Just sayin.

[Arugula Latte]

24. Oh crap... Apparently, I'm no better at spelling than the Freeps now.

I hang my head in shame. :(

[Maine-ah]

10. oooh, I now feel *very* official and important

posting here. :P

[hisownpetard]

11. I've decided I'm not really crazy about tomatoes.

[Arugula Latte]

20. Stop hijacking my thread.

Did anyone say anything about tomatoes? ... No.

You can go to the tomato forum to post this stuff. Sheesh!

[hisownpetard]

26. Well, FYI, this post was transferred here FROM the Tomato Forum by our Mods

who I must say, in spite of this incomprehensible action on their part, have a very difficult and thankless
task and do it very well.

So NOW whaddya wanna say, now that you know the MOD SQUAD is watching?

[Arugula Latte]

30. Look, I don't want this to turn into a big Tomato Fight.

Actually, on second thought, mebbe I do! This looks like fun:

[displacedtexan]

12. I've long been generally amorous toward threads that...

... on the surface seem vague but in reality are meaningless.

[Ryano42]

13. THIS IS HUGH!

:rofl:

[Catbird]

14. Wow! Why was I wasting my time with Latest and Greatest?

[hisownpetard]

27. Speaking of which, should I do the wash today or tomorrow?

[HuskerDU]

15. Official Toilet Paper of the 2008 USA Winter Olympics Team!

You wipe your butts and we'll kick the worlds!!

[AwakeAtLast]

17. Snarky and total flame-provoking answer

:P

[LSK]

18. I had a burrito for lunch

[Arugula Latte]

19. I'm having black bean soup. Did your burrito have any beans in it?

If so, let's be friendsies forever, okay?! :hi:

[orleans]

21. i, personally, am very impressed. please start a second thread. this one is too long. n/t

[Arugula Latte]

22. Alas, the admins. have only sanctioned one.

:cry:

[Dr. Strange]

23. Link?

[TrogL]

25. This thread is useless without pics

[Shine]

28. It's all about the astericks, baby!

oh, and the word "OFFICIAL".

You've got it down. Good job. :thumbsup: