Let us prey....

[quip]

[CreekDog]

1. Hear our prayer.

[Dr. Strange]

2. That, my MAN, 'TIS funny!

[quip]

3. Husbands.... it's what's for dinner.

:hi:

[Dr. Strange]

4. You been talking to this animal?

[quip]

5. No, this one:

[Dr. Strange]

7. Uh oh...

[quip]

8. Well you should have seen the pic I wanted to post. They weren't crossed, believe me.

[TZ]

13. So ummm...meow?

If you know what I mean?:rofl:

[quip]

14. I'm sure that YOU could find it, Braveheart

I happen to have couth. :hide:

[montanto]

11. I hear the male mantis copulates

faster after the female bites his head off. Me? I'm not usually interested in copulation after having my head bitten off. Just sayin.

Oh, btw, sorry to get ur thread locked!

[Dr. Strange]

15. I don't like to refer to it as copulating.

I prefer to call it "doing the yummy."

:scared:

[montanto]

18. ok, then the male mantis

"does the yummy" until his ol' lady bites his head off. Then he yummies along even faster!!
She likes it. And then when he''s done, she eats him (literally, not figuratively). K? When my ol'lady bites my head off I'm not as impressed.

[Dr. Strange]

19. Oooh, mantis porn.

Just like real porn...only without the arousal.

[texas1928]

6. Ok.

[quip]

9. I've got the perfect title for that pic, and the perfect 2 word review...

;)

[texas1928]

10. What's that?

[quip]

12. Title: "Shark Sandwich"; Review: "Shit Sandwich"

(A Spinal Tap reference) :hi:

[Pierre.Suave]

16. I have an even better caption for that pic than Temeah could ever come up with...

"Oh SHIT!"

[TZ]

17. Wow...

Brings a whole new definition to "live bait":wow: