Damnit, now I have to leave the Lounge and go make up my mind.

[crispini]

Oh, it'll all be done on Super Tuesday, thought I, so I don't have to participate in the Primary Wars, but noooooooooo, they just HAD to make it neck and neck and now I'm going to have to go wade through a ton of drivel in GD P and actually PICK A CANDIDATE.

Which really trivial criteria should I use to do so?

[rug]

1. Candidate who uses a gynecologist.

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. This includes the Republicans, yes?

You never know what they're up to in their private lives.

[crispini]

3. Indeed.

Candidate's lack or presence of a vajayjay. :eyes:

[flvegan]

4. You're going to pick a candidate based on what you read in GD: P?

Well, I guess one man's torture is another man's ballgag.

Just make an OP that says, "I'm undecided. Who should I vote for?"

Tell me what you think of the responses.

[crispini]

5. Mwahhahaa!

(I might actually decide to do some research n' stuff. Who knows!)

[Midlodemocrat]

6. I thought you were a Lee Mercer, Jr. Supporter?

I'm devastated by your deceit.

[crispini]

7. He's not on my ballot!

Wouldn't sign the loyalty oath. :cry: I guess I could write him in! :think:

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Any true Mercernary would do just that.

:patriot:

[LSK]

9. DO NOT GO TO GDP

NOT UNDER ANY CONDITIONS!!! IT HAS BEEN DESIGNATED A BIOHAZARD ZONE. NO GOOD WILL EVER COME OF GOING INTO GDP!!

DO NOT GO IN GDP!!!

You are much better off reading the candidates websites and watching debates/events on CSPAN.