Rub-a-dub-dub: Three (drunk) men in a tub. (Or guilt-tripping the gay man's Mother Goose)

[CorpGovActivist]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rub-a-dub-dub">Rub-a-dub-dub. Can you hold your breath in hot tub?

Or keep a straight face while telling your mom that she read this particular nursery rhyme one time too many?

:rofl: :spray: :rofl:

With your siblings in on the joke? Telling her how it made them "curious," too, truth be told?



- Dave

P.S. Only the secure-in-their-masculinity, sweet-spot-buzzed crowd will turn their Safe Search off: three men hot tub. Dude, I was soooooo drunk last night. I don't remember a thing. Me, neither, Grasshoper. Me neither. Hair o' the dog?

[Dr. Strange]

1. Rub-a-dub-dub, some men in a tub

(all three).

Lee Mercer Goose

[CorpGovActivist]

2. Dude... your foot ...

... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Nevermind. You're good.

[CorpGovActivist]

3. You put the pedi...

... in pedi-cure.

You put the pedi.

In http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=pedidextrous">pedi-dextrous.

I am your hapless soccer ball.

Bend me (insert preposition), like http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&q=david+beckham&revid=379219933&sa=X&oi=revisions_inline&resnum=0&ct=broad-revision&cd=2">pedidextrous Beckham.