DU has taught me some real life skills.

[LeftyFingerPop]

I was out in my truck today, when I saw a fist fight between two males on the street corner!

I stopped the truck, ran into the middle of the fight, stretched my arms out to keep them apart, and with a strong voice said "IBTL!! IBTL!!".

They both looked at me and said "FU"!!!

So I glared at them and said "Locking"!

They looked at me angrily, but the fight broke up.

A few hours later, I saw the same two people fighting on a DIFFERENT street corner.

I had just been to the grocery store, so I reached into a grocery bag, pulled out a frozen pizza, and threw it like a frisbee at them. It caught both of them in the head, stunning them enough to stop the fight.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

1. LOL. You Tombstoned 'Em Good!

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

2. How Did You Make Your Way To Them Without Tripping Over All The Popcorn Munchers Though?

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. They actually stayed out of the way and were doing this....

:hide:

[SPKrazy]

3. Tombstone Pizza

hit 'em like granite :D

:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. As I walked away, they just kind of looked at each other.

I heard one of them whisper..."Don't fuck with him. He's from the lounge". :rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. Nice intervention, Dr. Philboy.

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. Peake my friend...

How are you tonight? :hi:

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. Aside from a frozen pizza wound in my head, just fine.

:shrug:

And how are you?

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. Very good tonight...

Thanks Peake :pals:

[Fire Walk With Me]

12. Aw, you've all deflected my attempts at humor and such.

;) :hug:

[Kali]

9. ...

:spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I stopped the truck, ran into the middle of the fight, stretched my arms out to keep them apart, and with a strong voice said "IBTL!! IBTL!!".:rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. This guy here was just sitting on the curb....

watching the whole thing as it happened... :freak: