Naked woman causes stir in Trinidad and Tobago.. "Her skin real smooth," one commented.

[SoCalDem]

Naked woman causes stir in Trinidad and Tobago
http://www.trinidadexpress.com/index.pl/article_news?id=161275576
It took six people to restrain a naked woman on High Street, San Fernando, yesterday. She was seen around midday walking the street and eventually stopped in front of Value Optical where she proceeded to lie outstretched on the pavement.

Manager of Value Optical, Shelly Ann Seecharan, said workers called for a hospital ambulance when they saw the woman, believed to be in her 40s, undressed and lying on the ground.

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Someone tried to cover the woman's naked body with a shirt but she flung it away, opened her legs and stuck out her tongue at the gathering.

Police and paramedics, including three women arrived. An off duty officer, attached to the San Fernando Police Station interrupted his shopping with his son to help. He quickly donned a yellow hospital coverall and a pair of gloves from the paramedics.

"Pick her up fast, is a human being," one man in the crowd shouted while two women were amazed at the texture of her skin. "Her skin real smooth," one commented.

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[Dr. Strange]

1. Um...

...opened her legs and stuck out her tongue...

She sounds like quite a specimen.

[redqueen]

2. She probably has some mental issues. (nt)

[Dr. Strange]

3. I was commenting more on the write up.

"...opened her legs and stuck out her tongue..."
Sounds like an alien from some Sci Fi flick.