Officials have upheld a complaint from a man who said his inflatable doll had lost its moan

[NNN0LHI]

Slow news day.

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1202031689194D400

Romanian consumer protection officials have upheld a complaint from a man who said his inflatable doll had lost its moan.

A sex shop in Brasov, Transylvania, was fined £600 (about R8 700) and ordered to provide the man, said to be in his 40s, with a new doll.

According to local media the man had also complained that the rubber doll deflated too quickly.

Iulian Mara, head of the local Consumer Protection Office, said: "No matter how strange it sounded to us, we went to the sex-shop from where the man bought the object of complaint and found out he was justified.

[KamaAina]

1. Transylvania?

Could somebody have been sinking his fangs into "my lovely"? :evilgrin:

[guitar man]

2. well, shit fire

doesn't he know that if he wants some moanin' he's got to fork over some foreplay? The wham bam thank you ma'am thing just ain't gonna cut it with her....:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

3. My local consumer protection office just told me to fuck off when I brought Tanya in

I should have bought her in Romania.