My puppy's feets smell like Fritos!

[Inchworm]

Now I'm hungry.

Jest sayin...

:silly:

[NightWatcher]

1. where to start....

1. what were you doing sniffing dog feet?

2. is it racist to wonder if chihuahua's feet smell like chili flavored fritos?

3. if you sniff them too much will you get a tummy ache?

[Inchworm]

4. Hmm..

1. what were you doing sniffing dog feet?

She wanted snuggles and I was acting like I didnt see her. She made herself know by sitting up like a groundhog then pawing my face.

2. is it racist to wonder if chihuahua's feet smell like chili flavored fritos?

No. So long as you accept that Dachund's feet smell the same way

3. if you sniff them too much will you get a tummy ache?

I'll let you know :)

:rofl:

[Rambis]

2. I thought I was the only one

who thought that:hi:

[Inchworm]

5. We must be a minority

in this thought, but that's just because most havent sniffed their dog's paws :D

:rofl:

[Rambis]

45. Our golden

would stick his paw gently on your nose if you were lying down. If you were in the chair he would just lean his head on you until you petted him. We lost him 5 years ago and his brother who is now 13 has never been the same happy dog he once was.

[Brigid]

3. May I ask . . .

why you were smelling your puppy's feet? :hide:

[Inchworm]

8. Long story involving...

lazy me, snuggly puppy, blankets, CNN, and groundhogs.

:P

[SallyMander]

6. All puppy feet smell like Fritos!

It is a universal Truth. :D

[Inchworm]

9. How come noone ever spreads the message?

We must get the word out!

:hi:

[SallyMander]

12. I tell people all the time

but usually they don't want to smell my dog's feet... i can't understand why??? :shrug:


:rofl:

[Inchworm]

15. They don't know what they're missing

:hug:

:rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. Mmm...Free toes!

Maybe you should keep him out of the chips bowl. :D

[Inchworm]

13. Doh!

I did have Fritos yesterday and gave her a few :P

Now I'll have to sniff them in a week to see if that is what it was.

:hi:

[Critters2]

10. I was on a beagle list where we were discussing what beagles smell like.

Hounds do have a distinctive aroma, and there was a poll taken as to what they smell like. Something like 95% of respondents said their beagles smell like Fritos. I know the Vegan Beagle does.

Which makes Fritos less appetizing to me.

[Inchworm]

14. Ok.. I wonder now..

What is it that Fritos smell like? Baked corn?

:crazy:

[DS1]

11. Then dip them in chili

[Inchworm]

16. I really don't want to involve my tongue

I mean.. really really don't :P

:hi:

[philosophie_en_rose]

17. My puppies' feet smell like Fritos, too.

I know, because they step on my face when I'm lying on the couch.

[Inchworm]

18. It's official

Fritos is using subliminal puppy power to sell chips!

:hi:

[IntravenousDemilo]

19. My cat's breath smells like cat food. n/m

[Inchworm]

26. Thats odd eom :P

[terrya]

20. Ugh, Memories.

[Inchworm]

27. I think I'll just hug you

:hug:

[Flaxbee]

21. I love Fritos, and now might have to go to the store.

damn you! :D

My cat's head usually smells like chocolate, or roses.

[Inchworm]

28. cats smell of chocolate?

and roses?

Thats new info I can use :)

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. Is this thread programmed to return every three years or somethin'?

:wtf:

[warrior1]

23. Your smelling the b.o.

Dogs sweat through their feeties.

Imagine a big german shepherd foot in your face first thing in the morning. FRITO corn chip city.

[Inchworm]

29. I would like to inform you

do not click on this link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo

:hi:

[Orsino]

24. Worst. Fritos. Ad campaign. EVAR. n/t

[Inchworm]

30. Well cats smell of chocolate and roses

We may be onto a good moneymakin scam.

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

25. OMG!!

:rofl:

It's so true!

[Inchworm]

31. Yup yup!

Hi sexy!

I just can't imagine you sniffin puppy paws for some reason.

:D

[RockaFowler]

32. My puppy's toes smell like Fritos, too

And I have Dachshunds, too. All 3 have a different smell to their feet, but Jasmine is totally all Fritos (she's the youngest).

[Inchworm]

33. I guess I need to break down

and research why :D

I feel pretty lazy today though.

:hi:

[Fire Walk With Me]

34. My cat's breath smells like Funyons.

[Inchworm]

35. lol

I'm trying to imagine why :D

:hi:

[LostInAnomie]

36. This can lead to only one conclusion.

Fritos are actually made from the feet of puppies.

[Inchworm]

38. That was my deduction

puppy feets and salt

:P

[Donk Yore]

37. Your puppies feets are gone

it was a good time'
you had
for a time
but

your puppies feets are gone

Fritos still live

la la la la la la

Fritos still live
but your puppies feets are gone

what went wrong?

[Inchworm]

39. I blame corporations and the manipulation of consumers!

hehe

:hi:

[Gold Metal Flake]

40. That means you need to vacuum.

Carpet is not supposed to crunch when you walk on it.



:-)

[Inchworm]

41. I gave up on vacuming

because the other dog's hair clogs the vacumn in 2 feet of carpet :)

:hi:

[Gold Metal Flake]

42. Oh, man. Ours is starting to shed the winter coat.

It's like a carpet=covered carpet!

Does you has pix of pup?

[Inchworm]

43. Thought you'd never ask hehe

I love showing her off :P









hehe

:loveya:

[Gold Metal Flake]

44. Ms. OR loves your dog.

A weiner mix, eh? She's lovely! :hi: