Online Dater Is Worst Person In World

[pokerfan]

Seemed harsh to me until I read the following:

http://gawker.com/news/douchebags/nightmare-online-dater-john-fitzgerald-page-is-the-worst-person-in-the-world-309684.php

[Solon]

1. OK, what a stuckup asshole!

:wtf:

[Redstone]

2. Pink shirt. White tie. Case closed, no further arguments necessary.

Redstone

[Lydia Leftcoast]

3. He had lunch with the secretary of defense?

Yee gads, another black mark on his resume! I should have known he'd be a Republican.

[FloridaJudy]

4. Jeez, what a jerk

Narcissistic much? Makes my exes look like the Dalai Lama. Can we fix him with that dingbat on Craig's List who's looking for a rich husband?

They were made for each other. :evilgrin:

[supernova]

5. With any luck

he will continue to be deprived of female company because none of us would risk mating with such an asshole.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i6OrOZwtmA

[FloridaJudy]

7. LOL!

:spray: :rofl:

Forget about "Rick Rolling"! I'm bookmarking that video, and the next time someone starts acting like a jerk.....

:evilgrin:

[petronius]

6. After reading his 'Media'page, I almost feel bad for the guy - but not

enough to stop lauging at him. :rofl:

Seriously, I think this dude's biggest problem is that he is tone-deaf in electronic media; he seems to have no concept of what he sounds like or comes across as. He may be a perfectly acceptable person, I just hope for his sake he does all his important communicating in person...

[Connonym]

8. oh.my.god.

Guys like this are the reason I don't mind being zaftig and poor.

[fudge stripe cookays]

9. .

:rofl:

High five, hun. :D

[lligrd]

10. Now That Guy Is Just Freaking Scary nt

[NewWaveChick1981]

11. OK, if that idiot is such a prize, why must he turn to an internet dating site to find women?

:shrug: According to him, women should be flocking to him. Well, buddy, flock you.....:rofl:

[zanne]

22. I think it's called "narcissism". nt

[Blue_Tires]

12. lol...what a jaggoff

especially when he's bragging about his "beemer" convertible....Even the most car-clueless name droppers and fanboys know that a BMW car is nicknamed a "BIMMER"...a "beemer" is a BMW motorcycle...

[northzax]

15. plus, bmw convertibles?

chick cars. why not get a vw cabriolet? he should be driving an SLK or boxster, not a bmw.

by the way, this is why I agree with Strawman that this is staged.

[underpants]

25. Whaaaaaaa?

[mikeytherat]

27. Wow. A 12-year-old, E36 (1993-1997) 3-series convertible?

If he finds out I have a 7-series BMW, maybe he'll think I'm good enough for him!

mikey_the_rat

[pokerfan]

35. You gotta love how the BMW emblem is framed in that photo

Almost as if it's a substitute for something...

[KG]

13. too funny. think his friends alerted him to that thread?

i mean, if he has any friends?

[Strawman]

14. The whole thing seems staged

I bet his "online admirer" was in on it. The guy is an actor looking for publicity. Didn't he make some video where he is playing up this persona?

[petronius]

37. I think there's a good chance you're right

I thought at first that it was a stunt, but decided it was more amusing to take it at face value...


:shrug:

[sasquatch]

16. Finally, a bigger douchebag than matcom

:D

[Phillycat]

17. Wow. Ew.

[distantearlywarning]

18. I just have one question:

If he's such a terrific catch, why does he need to use a dating site to find women? Shouldn't he have so many women crawling all over him that he doesn't have time to keep up with a profile on Match.com?

On Edit: And thank God I'm pudgy and not rich - otherwise this guy might want to date me! :scared:

[Missy Vixen]

19. You know, I can hardly believe I'm letting a prize like this get away

No offense to those who graduated from Ivy League schools, but when someone has to work into the conversation less than five minutes after meeting anyone that they went to one is someone I'm not sure I want to talk with.

This all reminds me of the scene from "When Harry Met Sally" in which Carrie Reynolds' character says to Kirby Bruno's character, "Please don't make me go out there again."

Julie

[BuelahWitch]

20. I WOULDN'T hit it!

:puke:

[MrCoffee]

21. I would

in the face, with a mallet.

[bullwinkle428]

23. OMG...I am absolutely DYING over some of the comments!!!

"Whoa...lunch with the Secretary of Defense? I'm picturing him and 500 other Atlanta Rotary Club members eating rubber chicken around May 2003, applauding Rumsfeld wildly for our stunning victory in Iraq!!"


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[underpants]

24. Ooooh LADIES!!!!

http://jezebel.com/gossip/wink!/john-fitzgerald-page-named-least-influential-322593.php

13 movies not 14
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1756151/

[BarenakedLady]

26. Smarmy

That's the only word to describe it.

[KG]

33. heh. it's only a white 318i, used car lots are ful of 'em

[AlCzervik]

36. stop trying to make spats happen, they're over. As for the "Beemer" paalease.

[LSK]

28. the ultimate irony would be

That this guy is really a 35 year old overweight freeper living in his moms basement.

:rofl:

[mikeytherat]

29. Well, he looks kinda doughy and mid-to-late 30s...

so I don't think the third part of your equation is too far off the mark.

mikey_the_rat

[underpants]

30. He is a member of a very specific club

The Hair Club for Men

The SHOES!!! Herb Tarlek is out of tears :cry:

[xmas74]

32. But where is the

matching belt?

[Phillycat]

31. I bet you a million dollars that guy has genital warts.

[NMDemDist2]

34. Univ of Penn is an Ivy League school? who knew?

I sure didn't :shrug:

[Phillycat]

42. Um. I did.

Pennsylvania State University is not an Ivy League school.

University of Pennsylvania IS. It's the oldest university in the country, and Wharton Business School is considered the most prestigious place to get your MBA in the world.

Not that this douchebag deserves bragging rights for anything.

[JVS]

45. Harvard, Yale, and William and Mary are older

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonial_Colleges

[Phillycat]

47. No.

This is from the wiki:

The University of Pennsylvania makes claim on their website of being "America's First University". The university has published a book about being the first university in America,<2> and their website contains numerous instances of the phrase "America's First University."

[JVS]

49. makes the claim? And can I get a link?

Claiming isn't being.

[northzax]

53. you are BOTH right!

ain't that fun?

Harvard was chartered in 1636 by the Mass. Bay Colony and began continuous operation as "The Fellows of Harvard College" in 1650 (the same corporation exists today)

UPenn was founded in 1779, a full 129 years later, but has the distinction of being the first organization to use the word 'university' in the founding documents. (Harvard's charter was amended to include the word 'university' in 1780) William & Mary is still technically a 'college' although it was reorganized to be basically a university two days after Penn was chartered. you can even go farther back on Penn by saying the med school dates from (I think) 1766, the first medical school)

it's all pretty arcane. what is a 'college' and what is a 'university'. at the time these were specific terms. a college focused on one subject, a university was a collection of colleges. Harvard, for instance, was bascially a divinity school for the first decades.

other minutia:

Georgetown is believed to have offered the first true, non-professional graduate degree in the US in 1821.

Yale claims the first US Ph.D sometime in the 1860s

and finally, Johns Hopkins was the first 'research' university in the US.

so depending on your definition of 'university' there are six schools that can claim the mantle (oldest of all: Harvard; first medical school: Penn; first to have two professional schools and undergraduates, W&M; first graduate degree, Georgetown; first Ph.D: Yale; first research model: Hopkins.

[LynneSin]

48. UPenn is not Penn State and UPenn is Ivy League

I'm sure they're not thrilled about online dater and the reputuation hit that their school is getting.

I've met many Upenn alumni - they are no where near anything like Online Dater

[northzax]

51. and I've met a lot who are

so that's about that.

[Jimbo S]

38. His ACT was only 98th percentile? Sucks to be him.

Got your ass beat, fucker.

[MrCoffee]

39. ACT is for candy-asses

Pre-adjustment SAT is hard core.

[northzax]

52. and who, exactly, list their ACT score

after the age of 18? maybe to get into grad school they want it, but please.

[SOteric]

40. Any man that much in love with himself

will never have a rival for his affections.

[pitohui]

41. sounds like major mental illness

isn't there some disease where a person thinks they're "all that"? borderline personality/narcissistic syndrome? something like that? he really doesn't sound normal or capable of seeing himself as others see him...at all

[underpants]

43. KICK

people like this need to be pointed out and scorned

[ChickMagic]

44. Since he's such a famous actor

I went to his IMDB page. All of his work is uncredited -
crowd scenes and such. This was my favorite:

Beauty Shop (2005) (uncredited) .... Lovestruck Doofus

[China_cat]

46. 185 lbs? On what planet?

My husband's 6'5" and weighs 280 and doesn't look that beefy.

[flvegan]

50. "Fitness Model"? Uh...no.

Maybe as a stand in for the "Before" shot for those "Before & After" diet pill ads.

Oh, well. It can be fun to dream, I suppose.

[SarahB]

54. He seems like the kind of asshole I'd attract when I was younger.

They'd tell me I was hot and smart and wonderful, but would be better if I just "toned up a little more". Those types were always compensating for uber tiny peni.