FUCKING GODDAMNED CAT! Fucking PISSED on me this shitty morning!

[Solon]

What the fuck?!?! What the fuck?!?!

Eh, I went to bed around 1:30 AM or so, no biggie, and I figured there were no cats in my room, so I shut the door all the way, so they don't come in and bug me. I lay down and fall asleep.

5:20 AM, this morning, yeah, I know the EXACT FUCKING TIME! I'm half-asleep, and here a cat meow, didn't think anything about it. I was laying on my right side, and all of the sudden I felt the right side of my back getting pissed on, warm and wet. I was up like a shot, kicked the cat out of my room, took a shower, and took off the bedsheets and treating the wet spot.

The fucked up part is that I don't think I can yell at her about this. I mean, she was trapped in my room, she tried waking me up, and then she did, and relieved herself at the same time. Its still shitty, I still feel like shit, mostly from how I was woken up, but it was mostly my fault anyways. Still, I have to vent, so instead of the kitty being the target of my annoyance, DU is instead! :evilgrin:

[taterguy]

1. Serves you right for being a cat person

:hide:

[TZ]

2. Moral of the story: Never piss off a cat

They tend to take things literally and personally!!!;-)

[MissMillie]

3. that happened to me once

now they're not allowed in my bedroom at all. That way I don't have to wonder whether or not they're hiding in there.

[Solon]

4. I would do that, if I didn't think it was impossible...

she comes and goes as she pleases. I know how to get her attention, just crinkle some plastic, and she'll come out of hiding. So I guess I'll do that before I go to bed tonight, and possibly if I feel like a nap this afternoon. I would go straight back to bed except for that fucking wet spot.

[MissMillie]

5. I invested in a waterproof matress pad

when I bought the new mattress. It turns out that a mattress warranty is null and void if there are any stains on the mattress.

[Solon]

6. Uhm, I don't really have a bed...

Its a futon, with a semi-waterproof zip up cover for the mattress/cushion, whatever you call it. So I just take that off and its machine washable so its relatively easy to clean. I also rent a steam cleaner to get rid of most of the stains on the mattress. Its pure white, so they really show up, regardless of what they are, most, of course, were created by the cats. I'm thinking I could get a mattress pad, and put it under the zip up cover, that would make things a little easier, I just hope it doesn't feel like rubber or plastic, I can't sleep on stuff that feels like that stuff.

[MissMillie]

7. they don't

you don't even know it's there.

[Lasher]

8. So I guess you're pissed off

and pissed on.

[bluecrush]

9. Invest in some cat snacks

and feed your critters just before you go to bed. Nice "potty mouth."

[racaulk]

10. So, I guess you can answer this age old question:

Is it better to be pissed off or pissed on?

:hide:

Sorry, had to tease ya a little bit.

Have you considered putting a litter box in your bedroom? You stated upthread that she comes and goes as she pleases. Having a spot where she can safely "relieve herself" might be a safe bet if she is in and out of your bedroom all the time, and would solve the problem should you accidentally close her up in there again.

Also, and I know this is easy to see from the outside looking in, but please don't be upset with her. This was not her fault. And besides, if this hadn't happened, you wouldn't have this funny story to share! :hi:

[Solon]

13. Yeah, I expect the teasing...

The thing is that my house isn't that big, and there's a covered litterbox just down the hall, so its really no big deal for her to go to the bathroom. It would seem like putting a litterbox in my bedroom would be overkill, so to speak. Its just that my door is closed all the way, mostly because this particular cat(Sylvester), likes to lay on my chest when I lay down, and she's fucking heavy. That's part of why I thought she wasn't in the room, I guess she was sleeping under the bed, and didn't know I was asleep on top of the bed till she wanted to go to the bathroom.

BTW: For your information, I prefer to be pissed OFF, not pissed ON.

[graywarrior]

11. Bwhahaha haha haha hahaha haha hah haha haha ha!

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[mainegreen]

35. You know, at first glance at the subject line, I was sure this was your post about your cat.

I was sure you were going to feed it to the alligators this time.

Clearly you are reveling in the fact that it is not your cat!

[graywarrior]

37. Good thing I lived in Maine because I get your post

even though I don't get it.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

12. (giggle)

Cats Rule!

:hi:

:donut:

[Solon]

14. Thanks for the sympathy!

:eyes:

:P

[Tuesday Afternoon]

15. You should kow by now that our Overlords

demand immediate attention or you will live to regret it. :hug:

You needed to wash the sheets and take a shower anyway :D

[Solon]

17. Well, wash the sheets, yeah, the shower was no big deal...

I take one every morning anyways, great way to wake up normally, this morning though, not so much.

:hi:

[lizerdbits]

16. Mine pissed on my bed right after I got in bed one night

I had just picked him up from boarding that day and he was expressing his displeasure I assume since he did that 3 times after picking him up from boarding. Now when I pick him up I put a bunch of towels under the sheets and he stopped doing it.

[Solon]

18. Mine do that to express displeasure or something...

Usually if I leave for an extended period of time, or just because. I have one cat who has a bad habit of peeing on paper, anywhere. So if I have paper on my bed, she'll try to pee on it. The dreaded "wet spot" when trying to lay down, yeah, I've experienced that.

[joeybee12]

19. Your cat is telling you something is physically wrong with her!!!!!

Seriously, take her to the vet...she may have a urinary tract infection which is very common in cats. Since she can't speak to you, she's telling you the only way she knows how. Good luck!

[Solon]

20. Nah, I don't think that's the problem...

She was only at the vet about 2 weeks ago, for regular checkup/shots, and she's healthy. This is a one time thing, if she starts frequently peeing all over the place, then I'll be concerned. I think its a little early to panic.

[joeybee12]

22. One of mine peed on me...

...kidney failure. :-(

[Solon]

23. I'm sorry...

:hug:

It sucks, I had a dog, Lucy, who died after suffering from renal failure, we finally had to put her down.

[joeybee12]

25. Thanks...the good news is her values are a little better, an

indication that we're slowing the progress of the disease...hopefully she can stick around for a bit. Sorry about Lucy. :hug:

[Madrone]

21. I had that happen once.

Except by the time I was consciously aware of what had happened the cat had run off so I'm still not sure which one did it, although I have my suspicions.

I was sleeping on the couch - something I do sometimes when I'm having bad back pain. I come partially awake to wonder why the tops and insides of my upper thighs are feeling warm... I groggily reach down under the covers and FUCK ME!!!! It's all wet!! Fucking cat pissed right ON TOP of me!! :grr:

Sometimes I really hate cats. ;)

[Brigid]

24. A former co-worker of mine from a long time ago . . .

once had a Persian cat. The cat decided he did not like my co-worker's roommate. One day, my co-worker got a phone call at work from the roommate. The roommate said, "You have ten minutes to come home and get this caqt out of here before I kill it!" My co-worker went home to find that the cat had crapped all over the roommate's pillow. Needless to say, the cat had to go.

[devilgrrl]

26. My cat puked on my iPod

Fucked it up good!

[Lasher]

31. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

I'm sorry people got peed and pooped and afterbirthed on but this is such a funny thread!

I guess I'm lucky. When my cats want to make a statement, one of them just scratches and bites the shit out of me. The other one, I know for a fact he can understand what I'm saying - and I can understand him when he meows at me. He's got quite a vocabulary.

[Flaxbee]

27. poor you, poor kitty

she probably really didn't *want* to pee on you (but certainly knew it'd wake you up faster than peeing in the corner!)

My husband and I do two "head counts" before bed -- we have 7 cats, and we have a finished basement with seven litter boxes where they sleep at night... allows us to close them off and get up when we want to, not when they want us to. But anyway - sometimes we have to hunt high and low for a while to find them all -- one in particular hides very well - I actually think she walks through walls or shape-shifts, because sometimes she emerges from areas where I KNEW we both looked, several times. It can be very frustrating!

[petronius]

28. My cat has pooped on us a couple of times, as a message

Either because we left him alone for too long, or the litter box wasn't up to his standards, or some other selfish cat-BS...

[Critters2]

29. My cat did this once. Turned out to be a bladder infection,

and the first sign of lower urinary tract disease. Of course, he wasn't locked in my room, so that might be the only reason.

It is a lovely wake up call, ain't it?

[Beausoir]

30. My cat went into labor on my back. Not the most pleasant way to wake up.

She was terrified. Poor thing. I guess she came to me for help.

[texas1928]

32. Well it could have been the...

HACK HACK HORK HACK HACK!! You hear in the middle of the night, right next to your head. I love hearing that sound and they are off in another part of the house so, you either get up and go hunting real fast or find it the next morning in your bare feet.

[applegrove]

33. You'll never make that mistake again. Cat was obviously furious with

you first.

[MrScorpio]

34. Reason 36 why I like dogs better than cats

A dog will let you know that he's/she's in the room with you

[rug]

36. That's so

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Maraya1969]

38. Pardon me while I ....

:rofl: