Roger Clemens

[Pale Blue Dot]

No, I didn't add a "Who gives a fuck?" option. If you don't give a fuck, why did you click on the thread?

[KG]

1. this Roger Clemens of whom you speak, he participates in one of those

placeholder sports played between football seasons, am i correct?

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. To which 'football' do you refer?

:shrug:

[pokerfan]

9. "Two men say they're Jesus; one of them must be wrong"

Clemens has every reason to lie. McNamee has none that I can see.

[madinmaryland]

11. I think there are more than two Jesus in the world!

So they could all be right!

:rofl:

[moondust]

14. Precisely.

[TZ]

2. my comment here is..

liar, liar pants on fire. Somebody is not being honest..and its looking more and more like ol'Roger is the liar.

[madinmaryland]

12. Nice post, Snyder!

I think Clemens is going to be the redskin's new offensive coordinator!

:rofl:

[flvegan]

3. I would guess that he, like the majority of the players in the game

took some kind of performance enhancing dope.

And for $28 million a year (Clemens' salary), I doubt anyone would turn it down.

[joeybee12]

4. Jose Canseco says Roger is innocent...and Jose should know

since he's fingered everyone else. Then again, Jose is full of shit. I'm pretty sure Roger did, but I ain't voting yet.

[Iggo]

6. Actually...

...Canseco says he has no knowledge of Clemens ever possessing, seeking, or talking to him (Canseco) about them. At least I think that's what I read on the crawl this morning.

[MrCoffee]

7. Please, please, please

don't give me the mental image of Jose Canseco fingering Roger Clements. My brain cannot handle that.

[joeybee12]

10. If I could photoshop better....

...I'd put something here that would haunt you forever!

sadly, you are safe.

[LSK]

8. I clicked the thread to say "who gives a fuck?"

:D

[leftofthedial]

13. he was the stereotypical biggest jock on campus

caught breaking the school's rules

blustering and posturing and bullying and stammering and finally resorting to "Go Team!"


the ordinary kid who is not part of the jock-popular clique, meanwhile, would already have been expelled.