Gary Coleman's new wife reveals: "He lets his anger conquer him, throws things in my direction"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Gary Coleman gets hitched, also rides bronco



Gary Coleman secretly wed a woman 18 years younger than him. The 40-year-old cowboy(?) married 22-year-old Shannon Price of Utah. Gary finally lost his virginity and claims to have found the woman with the right amount of looks and intelligence. Now he has someone to throw things at. Awww. Page Six reports:

Price said height wasn't a consideration because, "He was 10 feet tall to me because he was sweet." Still, the relationship isn't without its problems. "He lets his anger conquer him sometimes," Price admitted. "He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction."

I don't see what the big problem is. Gary Coleman likes to throw shit. Sheesh, wear kneepads. Or do that move where you put your hand on his head and he frantically bats at the air. That's the cornerstone to a good marriage. Or midget wrangling. Same thing. Now where's my little Oompa Loompa bride? Hey, get out of the cookie jar! You know I hate footprints on my Chips Ahoy, woman.

http://thesuperficial.com/2008/02/gary_coleman_gets_hitched_also.php

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. He farts in my general direction!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

2. I also left out the part where he called her an empty food trough wiper...

:rofl:

[WinkyDink]

6. Well, it's clear his mother was a hamster.

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. Oh no you di'int!

[Phillycat]

3. ...and then those things hit her in the torso...

[VenusRising]

4. I think he wore that same vest on Diff'rent Strokes in 1983.

Maybe it was Willis.

:rofl:

[MilesColtrane]

5. Part of the U.S. Olympic Has Been Team for 2008?

[Deja Q]

7. You know, a DU'er once told me to be happy when other people got hitched. You know what?

Congrats, Gary, and your fiancee!

Love conquers all.

And is it not true every relationship has its ups and downs?

The hate will suffocate on their own spit. ;)

[KamaAina]

8. What direction would that be?

Up? :evilgrin:

[Parche]

10. I Was Thinking

She is really tall, she just stands up to get a little ....tongue action.........:rofl: :hi:

[Orsino]

11. This whole story smells like a pitch for a reality series. n/t