I'll tell you exactly how mods would have dealt with GDP back in my day...

[southlandshari]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"




























Hell, don't blame me. My writers are on strike.

:D

[Runcible Spoon]

1. well there's only one other thing they could have done..

and it really would have worked. Check This out

[southlandshari]

5. .....

There are not words to express how hard I laughed out loud when I clicked your link.

The only thing better would have been Rick Astley singing the brazillion joke in concert

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Hold it right there!

I'm even gonna forgive your Brazilian Bomb because I'm so happy to see you. :hug: :loveya:

[southlandshari]

7. I couldn't resist

And was hoping the few, the proud, the DUers who still remember that horrible chapter in our shared history would understand and forgive me for resurrecting it temporarily.

;)

:hug:

[Bucky]

3. Is your avatar a moon pie?

Moonpies are awesome!

[southlandshari]

9. Ayup

Guilty as charged.

:hi:

[NMDemDist2]

4. you brat!

but it's damned good to see your smiling self none the less

but you missed the most exciting thing on the planet, a day late you know

RetroLounge posted a nekkid pic of himself when he got 20 Hearts

and you missed it!! :rofl:

:hi:


oh and BTW






















:spank:

[southlandshari]

10. Was it better than the coffee goddess toga picture?

I still have a copy of it, if you'd like me to share.

:evilgrin:

























A brazillion :hug: to you!

[NMDemDist2]

11. OMG YES!!!!! YES!!! YES11!!!!!!!!11!!!!!

well except for the artfully placed stuffed animal

I bet if you beg somebody saved it

:evilgrin:


and the Toga shows up everyonceinawhile too..... :blush:


and back at ya :hug:

[southlandshari]

13. And the hot tub pic where we all pulled up our

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"


























Uh oh. I did it again.

:hide:

[KitchenWitch]

24. I need the toga photo...don't have it saved.

[DS1]

6. self-righteous motherfucker

wait, I'm not a mod, I can't say that

:P

[southlandshari]

8. tsk, tsk, tsk...

Self-righteous mother-fucking asshole

Just sayin'...

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

43. .

:rofl: How well I remember, how well I remember.

Great to see you, Shari! How's your little girl?

[southlandshari]

45. You do know that it wasn't me who made that post that day....

Damn brother-in-law was always hacking into my account and calling my friends names.

:yoiks:



My daughter is doing great, eight going on 18. What about your crew? Is matcom still sniffing around?

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

61. Oh, Hell's yeah. Poor TM.

:rofl:

We're all good. Great to see you!

[southlandshari]

62. Hey wait a minute! Where's your grey ghost?!

I was counting on your help if I got into hot water over in GDP!

:o

[Midlodemocrat]

63. LOL.

No way. Way too much work to do to even think of applying. Plus, not sure Skinner would have me.

[TZ]

12. ....

A brazillion joke AND a rick roll in one thread?! Pretty funny.:rofl:

[southlandshari]

14. I get it now!

Was the Rick Roll the new brazillion joke at one time?

I like it!

:applause:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

15. My dear southlandshari!

Oh, my dear girl, you have no idea how much you've been missed in these parts!

Do you know that I had a term as a Mod? In the Lounge, no less...

That was interesting, to say the least...:P


Anyhoo.....wish you'd stick around more!

It is really really really great to see you posting!

:loveya: :hug: :loveya:

[southlandshari]

18. I sent you my condolences when you became a lounge mod, remember?

;)




























:loveya: Miss Peggy. It is always great to cross your path!!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

28. Omigod!

I had forgotten! How could I?

Thanks for the reminder, sweetie...

Check your PM in a moment...

:loveya:

[billyskank]

16. Seeing you makes me go both

:bounce: because you're here

and

:cry: because I hardly ever see you.

[southlandshari]

17. Does that mean I get to be both pink and yellow today?

:hug:


I'm sorry I'm not here so much these days....I will try to pop in more often.

After all, how else will I learn about important stuff like the Rick Roll?!

;)

[billyskank]

20. Yes, but that means I have to be both pink and yellow as well

Because you can't be hugging yourself. :hug:

[KitchenWitch]

19. Here is some old school refreshment...

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. Music, maestro!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaxIhdKZ00Q

[KitchenWitch]

25. ...

:D

[southlandshari]

22. Just for that...

I'm giving you a piece of this...




;)

[GOPisEvil]

23. YOU!!!!

:hi: How ya doin'?

[southlandshari]

30. NO.....YOU!!!!

Read any good threads lately?

:evilgrin:

[uppityperson]

26. I dare you go post it in GDP. But can only do it 3 times/day. Edit, just did, link....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4579319

[southlandshari]

31. Didn't your mother ever tell you

that if you post more than three threads in GDP a day, you'll go blind?

:o

[Missy Vixen]

27. SHARI!

What's up? :hug: :hug: :hug:

Yup, we would have put the smackdown on those folks, wouldn't we have?

:rofl:
Julie

[southlandshari]

33. Juuuullllllliiiiiiieeeeeee!!

I believe we would have handled things with a very diplomatic bit of tag team redneck, don't you?

}(



How goes it with you and yours, my favorite honorary redneck?

:hug:

[Missy Vixen]

36. We would SNATCH THEM BALD!

:bounce: :party: :yourock:

>How goes it with you and yours, my favorite honorary redneck?<

I'm old and cranky. Things are moving along. I'm writing my third single title contemporary romantic comedy.

How are you and yours? :hug:
Julie

p.s. I have a new crush. Patrick Fitzgerald is just too old for me.

[southlandshari]

40. YES!!

:rofl:

:rofl:

:rofl:

:rofl:



You just made my YEAR with that!

:D


Though I have to say that if Fitzie is too old for you, I've got a foot in the grave!

:o

[Missy Vixen]

66. Oh, we're the same age

You heard about the 12-years-younger fiancee, right? :mad: Hey, women can do this, too. He is, therefore, too old for me. :woohoo:

Julie

[texas1928]

29. You are sick in the head.

That's it, just sick.


MAN



To think I was worried about you, since you had not been around.



SEEEEESH




:P

[southlandshari]

35. Ha! You weren't worried about me!

You were up to no good!


Just for that...

:spank:

[texas1928]

70. Texas does not deserve him...

I hope they lose every game.


I am an Aggies fan.


SO TTTTTHHHHBBBTTT


:P

[southlandshari]

73. Ack!

Good lord, senility has set in!





What must I do to redeem myself?

:evilgrin:

[Gormy Cuss]

32. No more moon pies for you!

:mad:

[southlandshari]

48. Oh dear

You're going to make me get redneck on you now, aren't you?

:D

[SOteric]

34. !

[southlandshari]

44. I deserved that, didn't I I?

:hide:


:hi:

[RFKHumphreyObama]

37. Great to see you back on DU Shari

I've missed you! Hope everything is well with you and your family and you are doing fine :hi: And thank you for your kind words after my mother's passing last year -they meant more to me than you'll ever know

[southlandshari]

41. Things are good here

And I meant every word.

It is always good to see you, my friend!

:hug:

[Radio_Lady]

38. It's deja vu all over again. Sorry but I don't have keystrokes for accents, etc.

Au revoir, mon cher.

[southlandshari]

49. Radio_Lady!

Long time, no see!

How is everything with you these days?

:hi:

[Radio_Lady]

54. Well, I'm re-imagining radio with my OPB friends...

The PBS station in Oregon will make the transition to digital and HD on February 17, 2009.

I'm just bringing my decades long experience in talk radio to help them. Not getting paid for it, either. We're retired and enjoying life too much now.

We're going to Hawaii on Feb. 25th -- this time alone with no kids or grandkids.

Oahu for a few days, then Kauai and the Big Island.

Best of all, that #2 tooth that was endodontically prepared finally settled down after five months of up and down agony.

We celebrated our 35th wedding anniversary on February 4th. Decades with the same dude = maritial bliss... or maybe that should be spelled BLITZ?

Catch up with my web journal -- www.journals.democraticunderground.com/Radio_Lady I spill all the beans at least a couple of times a week!

So, whazzup with you?

Cordially,

Radio Lady in Oregon
--

--
Shhhh, now. I'm on deadline to write a review on the new romantic comedy "Definitely, Maybe." I will post it early in the morning February 14, 2008, the day the movie opens wide. Brilliant marketing strategy to release this film on this day -- and in an presidential election year.

You'll understand what I mean if you see the movie. Unless my evening goes totally awry, look for my review after 12 Midnight ET 2/14/08. Blessed be... RL
--

[EstimatedProphet]

39. That was uncalled for

[southlandshari]

50. I know!!!

shari puts on best Flounder imitation voice...


Isn't this GREAT?!!!


:woohoo:

[puerco-bellies]

42. I was about to use the alert button, but I noticed it was you.

How ya been?

[southlandshari]

52. Yikes!!

I know what happens to people who are alerted on here in the Lounge.

I'd tell you, but then you'd have to wash the mod hot tub after the next party.

Definitely a fate worse than death.

:wow:


I've been mighty fine....how about you?

:hi:

[NewJeffCT]

46. ok, no heart for you

:P

[southlandshari]

55. .....

:o

[Shine]

47. Bee-yotch!

:D

:hug: Good to see ya, girlfriend! Long time.... :hi: Hope all's well.

[southlandshari]

56. Other than the trauma of Jeff in CT killing cupid upthread

things are pretty good these days!

:P

I miss all my friends here, especially in the Lounge. I'm having fun romping around DU today, something I wish I could do more often.

Hope everything is good for you and yours!

:hug:

[Gold Metal Flake]

51. I was wondering where you were, but now...

Hey, remember that time when we nuked that guy? And then that other time, when we nuked that guy? And that other time, when we banned that guy?

Good times!

[southlandshari]

57. Do I remember any of that?

Um.....no.

I inhaled. Didn't you?


:hide:







































:P

[Gold Metal Flake]

64. I'm nit running for office so...

Yeah. I did.

And other stuff.

















So, what were we talking about?

















:hi:

Good to see you!

[southlandshari]

65. I'm rather interested in talking about that "other stuff"

you mentioned....

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

53. Shari!

I haven't seen you in ages. How have you been? :hug:

[southlandshari]

58. Rev!

Now it is definitely old home week here - how are you?!

:hug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

59. Totally, having you back reminds me of the good 'ol days!

:hug:


I am fantabulous. :D

[pitohui]

60. yeah i just tiptoed into there

those people are crazy, some of them

[southlandshari]

68. It's kind of like watching a WWE Cage Match

I swear I saw Hornswoggle in a thread about campaign funding sources last night!



:o

[BlueIris]

67. Kick.

[southlandshari]

69. Now there is a friendly e-face!

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

Wonderful to see you around, Iris!

:hi:

[BlueIris]

86. 'Sup, shari.

I'm doing my best not to participate in GD: Primaries. Saves me a lot of mental energy.

[Beausoir]

71. Dammit. n/t

[southlandshari]

74. I just realized that one year ago exactly

I posted this.

There's got to be a 12-Step program for this, don't you think?

[Beausoir]

80. ROFL.

[Shell Beau]

72. AAAHHHHH!!!!

:P

How are ya these days! :hi:

[southlandshari]

75. It's sick, I agree

Sorry, darlin'!




I'm great, how are you?

:hi:

[Shell Beau]

77. Doing great!! I have a bun the oven finally!!

Woohoo!! Will be a mom come September! :pals:

[southlandshari]

78. CONGRATULATIONS!!!

I am so happy for you, Shell!

:hug:


How many copies of "What to Expect When You're Expecting?" do you have so far?

:woohoo:

[Shell Beau]

79. Haven't gotten that book yet! Almost feel like it is too cliche!

I did get another one very similar to it from the doctors office!!

Thanks!! It only took us FOREVER to get here!!!! :)

[southlandshari]

82. Nooooooooooooo!

I will send you my copy if that's what it takes.

Trust me, it is a wonderful and comforting guide during a crazy, fantastic, frustrating adventure of a year you are about to embark on.

;)

[Shell Beau]

84. Ok! I will go buy it! I trust you!

;)

[Blue_Tires]

76. ugh...

but fair is fair; you lured me in, and i must repay you with a thread bump...

[southlandshari]

81. I'll see your bump and raise you one

One, um, er.....ah.....of these:




:D

[SarahB]

83. Hey you,

how the heck are you? I heard months back you're going into a similar career path as I did. PM me if you need anything. BTDT and would be happy to help.

Take care. :hug:

[southlandshari]

85. You heard right!

Finished two semesters from hell, also know as A&P 201 and 202. Should be officially in nursing school this summer.

:woohoo:

I want to be just like you when I grow up!!

:loveya: