PDX Bumper Sticker of the Day: I GAVE UP DRINKING, SMOKING AND SEX...

[Radio_Lady]

it was the worst 15 minutes of my life!

:rofl:

Post your favorite bumper sticker here and I'll read it on the radio!

Also vanity plates -- I saw the identical car to mine (1997 Mercury Sable, Pacific Green) today in a parking lot at the 24 Hour Fitness Center.

The Department of Motor Vehicles are giving out car plates with the prefix WAR-XXX!

[Parche]

1. You saw my car?

:rofl: :rofl:

Hello fellow Portlander!! :hi:

[Radio_Lady]

3. 'Fraid so, Parche. SW Taylor and Terwilliger Blvds. near Macadam Avenue?

I was on my way to OPB.

Here's a bumper sticker I want to put on starting May 31, 2008, which is my next birthday:







WARNING: Randy and salacious material below... but I'm old enough to be outrageous.

OK. I better put a disclaimer on this, because it stretches the bounds of decency. Read below...

(You must be 18 or older to view this... If you are younger, I risk being exposed for the strange grandmotherly lady I really am. Reading this may burn your eyes out and cause you to be sentenced to eternal damnation! OK. Don't say I didn't warn you!)
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"I'm 69... but I don't do it anymore."

:evilgrin:

:wtf:

:rofl:

[mulsh]

2. visualize using your turn signals

with arrows pointing to turn signals, on a Subaru ( "the worst bay area drivers drive Subarus" -my auto safety expert brother)in Berkeley.

[Radio_Lady]

4. Cute! Auto safety expert brother? Does he want to be interviewed on the radio?

Sounds like an excellent topic!

PM me if he would like to talk with me on the radio about auto safety. We love the Bay Area and have visited many times. My aunt lives in San Rafael.

I'm trying to do a feature about TRAVEL around PDX and other destinations.

I would contact him and the call would be free. Biggest question is: How can we get people to stop talking on their cellphones while driving!

He can bring up anything he wants.

Thanks!

[Inchworm]

5. Plane Captains do it with their hands.

That one just stuck with me :D

:hi:

[Radio_Lady]

9. I'll have to pass that one along to my cousin -- Air Force retired.

He might like it...

Cordially,

Radio Lady in Oregon

:hi:

[MrCoffee]

6. Gravity is a Myth - The Earth Sucks

[Old Hickory Fan]

7. My all time favorite

Don't tell my Mother I am a Lobbyist
She thinks I play piano in a Brothel!

[Radio_Lady]

10. Welcome to the DU, Old Hickory Fan. Dark and mysterious... no PMs.

That bumper sticker is pretty funny.

I really like it.

:hi:

Radio Lady listens... and volunteers at Oregon Public Broadcasting in Portland, Oregon

[JVS]

8. Proctologists do it in the butt

[Radio_Lady]

11. All I can say is.... OUCH! No experience in that area.

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