Godhumor
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Wed Feb-13-08 08:41 PM
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If you were an all-powerful diety what would be on your list of deadly sins? |
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Number 1 for me would be "texting" while driving.
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Wed Feb-13-08 08:43 PM
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Wed Feb-13-08 08:45 PM
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2. Torture would be at the top for me... |
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Wed Feb-13-08 08:58 PM
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3. Dishonesty, Stupidity, Slow Drivers In Left Lanes, Supporting Bush, Low Fat Food, Barney, And |
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women who let their friggin teeth get in the way when giving... uhhhh, ehhh, yeah...
That's 7 right?
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Wed Feb-13-08 09:00 PM
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4. Only having sex in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation. |
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That's right... if you're gonna be sexually active, you'll get sent to hell for NOT doing dirty things. :P
And I think people would flock to my churches too. Nobody wants to be stuck in some puritanical 'sex is only for making babies, you're not allowed to have fun' religion. :)
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Wed Feb-13-08 09:04 PM
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5. Putting f@#king pineapple on an innocent, unsuspecting pizza. |
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Wed Feb-13-08 09:30 PM
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Wed Feb-13-08 09:41 PM
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Wed Feb-13-08 09:46 PM
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20. Allow me to whip this out.. |
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Wed Feb-13-08 09:52 PM
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Wed Feb-13-08 10:01 PM
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Edited on Wed Feb-13-08 10:01 PM by DS1
nada
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Wed Feb-13-08 10:18 PM
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Wed Feb-13-08 09:33 PM
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Wed Feb-13-08 10:07 PM
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then :blush:
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Wed Feb-13-08 09:37 PM
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13. You've just damned all of Hawai'i |
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Wed Feb-13-08 09:42 PM
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16. No, not all of Hawaii. |
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I got no problem with Mochiko chicken, bra. :hi:
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Wed Feb-13-08 09:46 PM
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19. So if they eat Mochiko Chicken, but manage to avoid eating pineapple pizza... |
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Hmm. Nope, they're all still damned.
I miss kailua pork. (ex-Kama'aina here):(
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Wed Feb-13-08 09:45 PM
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18. Mmmm.... i am going straight to hell |
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Wed Feb-13-08 10:12 PM
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25. The company's prolly better. |
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You don't really want the cloud next to Jerry Falwell and Pat Boone, do you?
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Wed Feb-13-08 09:04 PM
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6. Under no circumstances base any moral or political decision |
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based on what you think I, the all powerful deity, want you to do! And leave anyone who doesn't like me or believe in me alone!
Well...I would like a message now and then...and maybe a nice sandwich with a pickle on the side for lunch...but other than that...seriously just take care of yourselves!
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Wed Feb-13-08 09:06 PM
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7. after market xenon headlights. thanks for blinding me assholes. |
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Wed Feb-13-08 10:17 PM
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27. absolutely. some safety device, eh? damn blue light specials. |
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Wed Feb-13-08 09:08 PM
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8. Not using your turn signal n/t |
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Wed Feb-13-08 09:10 PM
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9. Spandex! Bigotry. Not loooooooving cats. |
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Wed Feb-13-08 09:41 PM
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15. passing the joint in the wrong direction.... |
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Counter-clockwise people!
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Wed Feb-13-08 09:44 PM
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17. Bullying people you perceive |
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as less powerful than you.
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Wed Feb-13-08 09:59 PM
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22. Abusing kids and seniors. z |
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Wed Feb-13-08 10:16 PM
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26. Celine Dion must not sing |
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Otherwise, anything goes
Except the puppy killing. You only get to kill one puppy per day.
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Wed Feb-13-08 10:19 PM
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29. Anyone who abuses or abandons animals would get zapped to hell |
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Wed Feb-13-08 10:25 PM
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30. Really loud car stereos |
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The kind that make the pavement shudder, and stun small birds in flight.
And jet skis. And snow mobiles. And leaf blowers. And car alarms.
Commandment XI: Thou shalt not shatter the eardrums of others, lest you be judged a Real Asshole, and naughty in my sight.
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Wed Feb-13-08 10:25 PM
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31. Today it would be...... |
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people who behave like shits, and then play the victim when they get clipped for it.
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Wed Feb-13-08 10:53 PM
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32. Apostrophe abuse's nt/ |
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Wed Feb-13-08 11:14 PM
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34. Telemarketing people on the "Do Not Call" list |
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Wed Feb-13-08 11:24 PM
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35. Constructing A False Identity On Line |
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Whether it's to phish, coerce minors, seduce women, or have a laugh at the expense of good people. Some are just born cons and grifters, and what they do goes much deeper than "Thou Shalt Not Lie."
But if you want a lighthearted reply, I'll vote against those recklessly optimistic souls who don't look in mirrors often enough (me) or consult spell-check before posting about deities (you).
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Wed Feb-13-08 11:32 PM
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36. That would be a typo without paying attention |
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Of course, that is the second time I have been damned in this thread already.
Oh yes, and as far as stupid typos, the printers of my senior yearbook in high school misprinted my name. It summed up everything I thought of that school in one tidy package.
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Thu Feb-14-08 12:37 AM
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homophobia racism sexism ageism weightism theocentrism
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Thu Feb-14-08 12:44 AM
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38. Pop/rock. Hair "bands". Crimes against music. |
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Oh yeah, and all the political shit we're currently seeing.
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Thu Feb-14-08 01:15 AM
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39. Being Tacky...that covers it all -- |
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texting while driving is tacky...off with their heads. see how that works ;)
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