I was on a really crowded bus this morning,

[Sannum]

And would you believe that I had the nerve to accidentally fall over when the bus hit a pothole...into a Lincoln Park Trixie? How dare I? I should walk to work rather than inconvincing the fake blonde with the fake Louis Vuitton handbag! Poor thing...Nevermind that the bus was so crowded that I was standing on the toes of an already injured foot. I interrupted her texting session!

I was called a Crazy Bitch before 8am. That has to be a record, even for me. :(

[Iggo]

1. How dare you!

Only some kind of crazy bitch would succumb to the power of gravity and momentum!

How do you sleep at night?!?!?!!!!!1111ahundred!1!!!!

[Sannum]

2. Empty little things...

They are fun to observe.

Though if you mention the term Gravity to them, they would probably think it was a new bar.

[Brigid]

3. You live in New York, right?

Though I'm sure New Yorkers have no corner on the rudeness market. Rude people seem to be everywhere these days.

[Sannum]

5. Chicago

[Sannum]

7. Oops.

They even have their own entry on Wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trixie_(woman)

[redqueen]

4. Yuck.

Savages... with designer bags maybe but still savages.

[Sannum]

6. The best part, her bag was fake...like everything else.

She is still looking for the rich sucker in order for her to get her MRS degree :P.

[zonkers]

8. Taking the bus is keeping it real.

[Sequoia]

9. I take the bus to work.

I don't mind at all...read my book, drink my coffe, look at the sun coming up lighting up the pine trees and sleeping vineyards...just blasting away in a clear blue wide sky. And the bus driver says to have a good day. It's cool but not like the Windy City.

[acmavm]

10. You let her live? See, that's the problem with this world. The

assholes are thriving and the nice guys/gals ARE finishing last.

[Sanity Claws]

11. I'll bet it was not a record for her

I'm sure she's used the words Crazy Bitch before 8 AM many times. If she were honest, she'd use it whenever she saw herself in the mirror.