Have you ever read something that made you want to murder someone?

[DS1]

I just did.

It's the "lolcat" translation of the bible. Who the hell sets out to do this kind of thing?

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.

9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.

11 An Ceiling Cat sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. An a Corm. It happen.12 An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish good, so, letz there be weedz.13 An so teh threeth day jazzhands.


The rest:
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_1



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[kentauros]

1. Can't say I'd murder over that...

...but if you do, you might need some theme music while you're at it:

"Music To Be Murdered By"

:P

[SOteric]

2. No murderous urges, however,

I once got sucked into a 7 book series of novels, learned to like all the main characters and had an interest in seeing the good guys win, only to have the authors turn the main good guy in to a bad guy in the end and wrap it up with a lecture on power and corruption. Fucker.

I wanted to kick some butt. Still puts me in a foul mood just to think about it.

[qb]

3. That's painful to read. I had to look up lolcat to find out what the hell they were trying to do.

Bizarre. :shrug:

[Donk Yore]

4. I'm a corm

so..........

[skygazer]

5. That crap just makes my head hurt

And its insulting to cats. Every cat I've ever known, could it speak, would speak in highly enunciated and perfect English (or whatever language they were speaking).

[Inchworm]

6. Dude- that's funny stuff!

I guess I'm a little touched though. :shrug:

:rofl:

[jus_the_facts]

7. I've found this to be a side affect from....the land of text messaging....

....at least it seems that way from some of the fucked up grammar I've seen on the internets. :yoiks:

[DS1]

8. side effect

:P

[jus_the_facts]

9. yeah that's one that always fucked ME up....

...but their/they're/there...then/than....your/you're...all lost to most of toady's youth. :D

[LeftinOH]

10. I like that version.......Praise Ceiling Cat!