Ex-Homecoming Queen Beats Sister With Fake Leg In Trailer

[Bunny]

http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/15304474/detail.html?rss=pit&psp=news

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NORTH HUNTINGDON, Pa. -- A former homecoming queen is facing a slew of charges Thursday, accused of attacking her sister with a prosthetic leg and then threatening to burn down a neighbor's home.

Not long after graduating from Norwin High School, drama began for Donna Sturkie-Anthony.The ex-homecoming queen had two DUI convictions in Allegheny County in 1991. One was in Rankin, where police said she was so drunk she smeared her feces in the back of a police car.

Police said Anthony's sister came to visit her at her Route 30 trailer, and the two started arguing about her alcohol abuse. Then, police said Anthony pulled off her sister's prosthetic leg and beat her with it.

A month later, police said, Anthony stole her neighbor's telephone and then threatened to burn down their trailer if they testified against her. In another incident, police said Anthony threw ground meat at her neighbor before she threatened to kick his pregnant daughter in the stomach.
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This probably isn't funny, sounds like the lady has some serious mental health issues. But you can't write headlines any better than that! :rofl:

[Shakespeare]

1. This wins the Gran Prix for best news story EVER.

It is.....perfection!

[Bunny]

30. Can they award the Pulitzer for a single story like this?

:shrug:



:spray:

:hi: Shakespeare!

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. I would've spiked that hed in less time than it takes to say

"Hey, y'all! Watch this!"

[Bunny]

16. Professional? No. Hilarious?

Oh hell yeah! :hi: Oedi!

[Orsino]

3. "Only in America"

That's what we'd say if this were some sort of a heartwarming tale, anyway. But, yeah, I think maybe you can tell what country this occurred in just by the headline.

[Bunny]

22. God Bless the USA!

:patriot:

[GOPisEvil]

4. That is the triple crown of headlines.

:D

[Shakespeare]

5. If only they could've squeezed in the parts about arson and raw ground beef!!

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

6. Well, they had to leave SOMETHING for you to read!

:D

I'd have sworn this would have happened in Texas though.

[Bunny]

17. Don't forget threatening to kick a pregnant girl!

:rofl:

And the sister was beaten with her own leg!!!

[Bunny]

18. The trifecta, indeed!

:hi: David!

[trof]

7. Ex-Homecoming Queen a long time ago.

[Bunny]

19. Wonder if she goes to the class reunions?

:shrug:

:hi: trof!

[petronius]

8. The scariest thing about this story is that down in Florida, right this minute,

they're holding a town hall meeting to figure out how to reclaim the "State with the Craziest Shit Ever" title. And you just know they're gonna come up with something extreme...

[ornotna]

11. Link please?

I'd like to check that out.

[petronius]

14. I don't know where it is, I wasn't invited

But I imagine that if you go down to your local city hall or police station and ask them where the crazy-stuff planning meeting is being held, they'll be happy to take care of you...

;)

[ornotna]

25. Oh, you were just kidding.

Zoom! Right over my head.

Sorry, Florida resident here.

[Bunny]

20. Florida - it's a little scary, isn't it?

:scared:

[FloridaJudy]

50. No.

It's a lot scary.

Living here, seeing that.

[my2sense]

9. Oh My Dayum.....

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Beat her w/her own leg.....they need to medicate this woman...quick and in a hurry.

[Bunny]

21. That's probably the funniest part.

The poor sister! :rofl:

[darkstar]

10. All Hail Queen Bunny !!

First Grand Winner of the Late Unified Internet Award!!!!

Long Live Bunny!!!!

[Bunny]

15. Do I get a tiara with this award?

[rug]

12. Didn't you post about the penis in the microwave last year?

[Bunny]

13. Yes I did!!!! What a memory you have!!

Turns out the "penis" was actually a Whizzinator, or some such thing, designed to help you pass a urine test.

We have a lot of freaks here in Western PA. I also posted some time ago about a spurned woman who super-glued her lover's penis and testicles to his stomach and legs. It would be scary if it weren't so 'normal'.

[JVS]

23. No-win HS! yeah!

[Bunny]

27. Represent!

:woohoo:

[JVS]

29. No-win is what we called them where I went to HS. One of my teachers had gone there though

We're getting all fucked up in the pittsburgh metro area. Check out what happened to one of my HS and College pals.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/PA_FAKE_CABBIE_PAOL-?SITE=KQVAM&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

[Bunny]

34. Pittsburgh has lost its mind.

Lotsa weird shit going on here. You should come back here to stay! :hi:

[JVS]

40. Check this out

http://theburghblog.com/2006/09/08/is-this-the-steelers-parade-route/

And God, do I long to be back! When leaving after Xmas, I nearly cried when I realized I wouldn't see town again for 2 years.

[Bunny]

41. BWAHAHAHAHA!

Pittsburgh is the only city where it can be considered appropriate to wave the Terrible Towel at a funeral. :thumbsup:

[JVS]

42. My pastor once did a funeral for a man, who at the wake was wearing steelers clothes...

and had an Iron City in one hand and a remote control in the other.

[Bunny]

44. Was he the one who was laid out in a Lazy Boy recliner, instead of a coffin?

I remember seeing news stories about that.

:toast:

[JVS]

45. No. A completely different incident.

This guy was in a coffin

[guitar man]

24. I don't get it

After reading the headline and google-mapping the location, I still can't figure out what part of Creek County, Oklahoma this happened in, I can't find the town? :shrug:

:rofl:

:hide:

:yoiks:

[Bunny]

26. Time for you all to realize that Western PA is just as screwy as

the rest of the country! :hi:

[JVS]

32. Yinzer power, n'at!

[guitar man]

33. geez

I knew there were rednecks scattered everywhere, but when I read that headline, my first thought was, "my gawd, that just had to have happened in Sapulpa" :rofl:

:hi:

[JVS]

35. These are not rednecks. They are yinzers

Some believe them to be related to groups in New Jersey (think Carl from ATHF), but no definitive conclusion can be reached.

[guitar man]

38. first I've heard the term

"yinzer" sounds like they have a lot in common with some of the folk from these parts. :hi:

[Bunny]

43. Yinzer: A part of our very unique, and horrible, dialect.

The definition is: A Picksburgh native who talks right, n'at.

http://www.pittsburghese.com/

:hi:

[JVS]

28. This happened right outside of Pittsburgh. 9 Miles from where the Duquesne Steel mill used to be

[texas1928]

31. And that is not in a Southern state,

:wow:

[Bunny]

36. Oh hon, you all got nothin' on us when it comes to weird!

You rebels do not have the market cornered on weird! :hi:

[KamaAina]

37. Just in time for the writers coming back to "My Name Is Earl"!!

:rofl:

[Bunny]

39. The story just wrote itself, didn't it?

:D

[Kingofalldems]

46. Rte. 30 in Pa. is one highway everyone should travel once

All kinds of stuff on that road. This tops em all.

[JVS]

49. Back when gas was cheap, I took a drive on a whim up Rt, 30 from Pittsburgh to...

Chambersburg. It was early spring, still snow on the ground in the mountains. A lovely drive

[Sugar Smack]

47. You know, that gives me some real perspective-

like on the days I wake up and feel like everything I touch turns to shit- I can happily say "At least I'm not Donna Sturkie-Anthony".

Thank you for that! :D Damn, but what a STORY!

[Inchworm]

48. Mom?

Not again, hell fire!

x(

[Generic Brad]

51. She's a day dream believer

AND a homecoming queen






drunkenly beating her sister with a prosthetic limb. Keep those day dreams alive!