You've caught a Freeper.... what to do now?

[FlyingSquirrel]

Lock it up in cold storage, of course!

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[karmaqueen]

1. Ha ! HA! That is cool! n/t

[Bennyboy]

2. HA HA HA!

[Hand]

3. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

You get my last heart for that one!

[deucemagnet]

4. ...but do they prevent freeper burn?

:shrug:

[The Traveler]

5. Freepers ... These Freepers are what happens

when cousins marry.

:evilgrin:

[spongebobsquareshirt]

6. There are many Freepers here

They pretend to be supporters of a candidate I won\'t mention.

:-)

[liberaltrucker]

8. Welcome to DU!

I kinda sorta think.

:shrug:

[Mz Pip]

7. Return it to its natural habitat

a basement somewhere.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[Richard Steele]

10. AFTER spaying/neutering it, of course. For the good of the species.

Without our intervention, they would over-produce
until they decimated their habitat and dragged the
entire USA down into a spiraling cesspool of debt,
fascist authoritarianism, and Medieval Feudalist
financial theories masquerading as "free-market capitalism"
until the entire nation was swamped with debt to the point
that the entire "middle class" became INDENTURED SERVANTS to
the top 1% of fat-cat money owners...




Lord knows, we wouldn't want THAT to happen. :eyes:

[radfringe]

11. you would also want to quarantine it for a few weeks

to make sure it doesn't have rabies or other communicable diseases

and then place it somewhere like in a cave on Freeper Island, where it can live out it's life without harming the rest of us

[China_cat]

9. Have him vaccinated and neutered

and release him back where you found him.

Don't forget to have him ear-tipped.

[krispos42]

12. And they go right from freezer to microwave!

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[The Animator]

13. As my imaginary friend often says...

"You get the firecrackers, and I'll get the Vaseline..."